Oh don’t take offense on this. It’s terribly sexist, funny nevertheless:
Crazy female fans defending their statuses are Orlando’s most fervent supporters. They claim Bloom’s favorite vegetable is carrot. But that’s so wrong cos it’s broccoli. But of course we now all know it is spinach. Now take that crazy fans!
Orlando bloom interview **EAT SHIT AND DIE**
What an odd piece of news.
Woman guilty over shopper death
A woman has been found guilty of manslaughter after a shopper was killed following a row over queue jumping.
Antonette Richardson called boyfriend Tony Virasami to Sainsbury’s in Merton, south London, but he punched the wrong man, who suffered a fatal brain injury.
Richardson, of Sedgehill Road, Catford, had been accused of pushing in front of shopper Adam Prendergast, as she went to buy a packet of cigarettes.
She phoned Virasami who was waiting in a car nearby, and when he came into the store she pointed out Mr Prendergast.
However, Virasami mistook Mr Tripp for the person who shouted at his girlfriend, and punched him, the court heard. (Source: BBC)
The women denies of manslaughter.
Upon listening to a special ringtone by Japanese (but of course) researcher who specializes in cognitive sciences, the lady increased her breasts size by not 1, not 2 but 3 centimeters. Rei is now a proud owner of a 82.5 cm chest all thanks to the unusual ringtone.
ディスカバリーチャンネル 苫米地英人
Discovery channel reports the breast enhancement techniques. Now the researcher intends to create special sounds that would encourage hair growth and stimulate love at first sight.
Why Men Have Better Friends:
Friendship between Women:
A woman didn’t come home one night The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend’s house. The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.
Friendship between Men:
A man didn’t come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house. The woman called her husband’s 10 best friends, eight of which confirmed that he had slept over, and two said that he was still there. (Source: ImageRocket)
(My teacher says little girls can grow up to be anything they choose! Why did you choose to be an old lady?)
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