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		<title>Oh crap &#8211; teen girl fell into manhole while texting</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Always watch where you&#8217;re going:
Teen Girl Falls In Open Manhole While Texting
Alexa Longueira, a high school sophomore, was walking along Victory Boulevard near Travis Avenue on Staten Island Wednesday evening when she felt the earth move and was plunged into smelly darkness.
She said the manhole she fell in to was left open and unattended with [...]


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<blockquote><h3>Teen Girl Falls In Open Manhole While Texting</h3>
<p>Alexa Longueira, a high school sophomore, was walking along Victory Boulevard near Travis Avenue on Staten Island Wednesday evening when she felt the earth move and was plunged into smelly darkness.</p>
<p>She said the manhole she fell in to was left open and unattended with no warning signs or orange cones. She said two workers with the New York City Department of Environmental Protection failed to secure the area as they prepared to flush the sewer.</p>
<p>&#8220;It was just really gross and it was shocking and scary,&#8221; she said. &#8220;Because of their careless mistake I got hurt.&#8221;</p>
<p>Longueira has deep cuts and bruises and said she now has nightmares about falling, but she also did admit she was texting at the time.</p>
<p>Source: <a href="http://wcbstv.com/local/texting.manhole.raw.2.1081403.html">WCBSTV</a></p></blockquote>


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		<title>Kid&#8217;s song, response to Mom&#8217;s song</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s the response to Mom&#8217;s song. Thanks Vanessa Van Petten!

I&#8217;ve been pretty preoccupied with work and school these days. (And yeah, I&#8217;ve been reading a little too much and that took my time too.) I haven&#8217;t been replying my emails I&#8217;m so sorry. Lyrics to following. 
Lyrics to the Kid&#8217;s Version of the Mom Song
I [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s the response to <a href="http://beconfused.com/2007/10/26/the-mom-song/">Mom&#8217;s song</a>. Thanks <a href="http://www.onteenstoday.com/">Vanessa Van Petten</a>!</p>
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<p>I&#8217;ve been pretty preoccupied with work and school these days. (And yeah, I&#8217;ve been reading a little too much and that took my time too.) I haven&#8217;t been replying my emails I&#8217;m so sorry. Lyrics to following. <span id="more-2054"></span></p>
<blockquote><h3>Lyrics to the Kid&#8217;s Version of the Mom Song</h3>
<p>I am up, I am up, I&#8217;m up and dressed</p>
<p>Can I wear this, am I cute, are the boys impressed</p>
<p>Where&#8217;s my clothes and my shoes and my backpack at</p>
<p>And, Yes I&#8217;m wearing that</p>
<p>No mom, no OJ, where&#8217;s the pop tarts at</p>
<p>Where&#8217;s my lunch, eww gross, do I look fat?</p>
<p>After school bring me a snack when I get back</p>
<p>And then its homework until I collapse</p>
<p>Watch some TV shows, to us teens it&#8217;s the most important thing of all</p>
<p>Get my TIVO for set up for gossip girls-the coolest show of all</p>
<p>Please remember not to come downstairs when my friends are over here</p>
<p>Just stay upstairs all the time so when we gossip you will not hear</p>
<p>TTYL, Not now, Im coming, can you drive me there</p>
<p>Close my door, Get out! Please don&#8217;t touch mess up my hair</p>
<p>I said thank you, I don&#8217;t want to, please don&#8217;t bother me</p>
<p>There&#8217;s my cell phone, it&#8217;s a text, Ill have to BRB</p>
<p>LOL, cu later,  take me to the mall</p>
<p>Wait one second I have to take this call.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s so chill, so cool, oh mom please chillax</p>
<p>ROTFL, oh please dad just relax</p>
<p>I hear breathing mom,  is that you on my call</p>
<p>While you&#8217;re here though can I have money for the mall</p>
<p>Hi mom, its me, Im over at sandy&#8217;s</p>
<p>and I&#8217;m wondering if I can spend the night? We&#8217;re watching movies And yes, Sandy&#8217;s mom is also here right now,</p>
<p>talk to her, oh maybe she&#8217;s in the shower so im not sure how.</p>
<p>Oh man what If my parents catch me</p>
<p>there are some things that we do that all parents cant see</p>
<p>I forgot my homework, what I&#8217;m grounded, oh you are so unfair</p>
<p>Were you never young, you&#8217;re the worst, and you are always late to day care</p>
<p>Do I have to, I don&#8217;t want to, can I have some money</p>
<p>Not a boyfriend, we&#8217;re just friends, just an FWB</p>
<p>You don&#8217;t get me, your so lame, can you drop me off here</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t want my friends to see you near</p>
<p>My day was fine, and my test was just ok</p>
<p>ill never be like you, my kids will be great</p>
<p>don&#8217;t read my diary, just give me my privacy</p>
<p>Can I go to the dance, I wont get an STD</p>
<p>Oh and about parents who patrol</p>
<p>about Parental controls</p>
<p>they don&#8217;t really work</p>
<p>We know when you lurk</p>
<p>And often cover up</p>
<p>With fake homework</p>
<p>Or IM our friends red parents alert</p>
<p>So I want to tell you that when we say that we hate you</p>
<p>We know</p>
<p>you really want to keep us safe</p>
<p>But can I just make our case</p>
<p>Sometimes we just want a little freedom from your rules</p>
<p>And when you nag us, and tell us to</p>
<p>Take out the trash and clean dog poo</p>
<p>Our only course of action is to roll our eyes at you</p>
<p>Mom!</p>
<p>Brush my teeth, wash my face, fight with mom</p>
<p>Text my friends, ask for money, put my retainer on</p>
<p>I guess its true, I love you</p>
<p>And tomorrow we will do this all again because a mom&#8217;s nags never end</p>
<p>Can I have a later curfew</p>
<p>I need it, just trust me, everyone else does it too</p>
<p>Hey mom hey mom hey mom hey mom, hey mom</p>
<p>I love you, I do, Even though I never tell you!</p></blockquote>
<p>You can read more on the Kid&#8217;s song at <a href="http://www.onteenstoday.com/2008/12/02/the-mom-song-kids-response-humor-sung-to-william-tells-overture/">OnTeensToday blog</a>.</p>


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