Dave Chappelle tells porn-lovers to make the switch. With larger screens, brighter colors and, erm, cooler dashboard, it’s all a porn-lover could ever want. Another great Mac-switching parody.
Dave Chappelle Masturbate
‘Cum Inside’ star Jennica St. Foxx has called the African American who had sex with her a ‘nigger’. The n-word that shocked both porn-lovers and the African American.
Use Of ‘N-Word’ May End Porn Star’s Career
“In my defense, when I made those comments, I was being fucked extremely hard. I have great respect for the African Americans people who have fucked me in the past and I hope they continue to fuck me in the future, ” says ‘Cum Inside’ star Jennica St. Foxx.
I didn’t know the Americans are so serious about their porn collection. Video is not safe for work and also not safe for wife.
[via Digg]
I received the following from a friend through email. It’s a terrible joke yes, but it seems to keep Singaporeans busy forwarding this. Malaysians probably have jokes laughing at Singaporeans. If you do have such jokes, please tell me about it.
A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia. He was having his coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam at the hotel’s coffee house. A Malaysian man who was chewing gum, sat down next to him and started a casual conversation.
Malaysian: “You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?”
Singaporean: “Of course.”
Malaysian: “We don’t. In Malaysia , we only eat what’s inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants & sell them across to Singapore.”
The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean listened in silence…
Malaysian: “Do you eat the jam with the bread?”
Singaporean: “Of course.”
Malaysian (chuckling): “We don’t. In Malaysia , we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds & other left-overs in a container, recycle them, transform them into jam, before we sell it across to
Singapore.”
This time, the Singaporean retorted: “Do you have sex in Malaysia?”
Malaysian: “Why, of course we do.”
Singaporean: “Do you wear protection?”
Malaysian: “Of course! We wear condoms.”
Singaporean: “And what do you do with the condoms once you’ve used them?”
Malaysian: “Stupid question! Of course we throw them away.”
Singaporean: “We don’t. In Singapore, the government secretly puts them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum & sell them across to Malaysia, and that’s the real reason why we banned chewing gum in Singapore!”
End. Okay, you supposed to laugh.
The Game Gods discovered some of the worst names for pornographic films:
- I Saw Mommy Eating Santa Claus
- May the Foreskin Be With You
- Hairy Peter and the prisoner of Ass-ka-bang
- Star Warts Episode 1: the Phantom penis
- Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch
- Time Strippers 2: G-String Theory
- When Harry Met Hairier
- Star warts episode 5: the hump-pire strikes from the back
I wonder if Star Warts actually stars Darth Vader.
Nerds need porn too, what excites them is different though. They just want a real women that will enjoy Battlestar Galatica witn them. Featuring Amanda MacKay and Jade Raymond. Ernie Cline’s comedy act with some handy visual aid.
Marked as NSFW due to audio, watch it with your earpieces on.
Husband is called at work by a friend. They start the video cam and then find the best man with his wife at home. Best Mans car cops a pounding.
You know, I’m pretty amazed that the windscreen didn’t crack. He hit it so hard!
Saw this at á?£Ä´Ã¶Å¹á?§ blog. Be safe and use protection. You’ll never guess what this little box contain.
If you’re guessing condoms, you’re perhaps thinking too much. Because Nivea just want to share with you some sun blocking products.
You are out and about, relaxing, having fun, when it happens in the heat of the moment. You may think putting it on is uncomfortable and takes all the fun out of it. But before you go bare, let NIVEA SUN tell you everything you need to know about sun protection.
From back of the box
Dirty dirty. The quirky packaging rocks though.