I just realized you can’t mention the word upskirter on your front page or Google won’t give you any ads. Opps.
But it’s interesting how their algorithm works. I guess it’s best for the advertisers too. Probably don’t want to be associated with their lewd words.
Mentioning the f word seems to have impact on ads too.
In response to Sarah Silverman doing Matt Damon, Jimmy Kimmel announced he did the same with Ben Affleck.
2 mins in you get a star studded video w/ Ben Affleck and Brad Pitt, Harrison Ford, Cameron Diaz, Joan Jett, Macy Gray, Robin Williams, Don Cheadle, Pete Wentz, Perry Farrell, Benji and Joel Madden, Lance Bass, Huey Lewis, Josh Groban, McLovin, Christina Applegate, Rebecca Romijn, and Dominic Monaghan, and Meatloaf and probably a few more.
This is what happen after that:
Sarah Silverman sings I’m Fucking Matt Damon in the Jimmy Kimmel Live. Jimmy Kimmel was previously known for cutting off Matt Damon’s appearances on TV, always saying something like “Apologies to Matt Damon, due to constraints…” The tune’s so catchy and I replayed it 10 times already I think.
Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel has been dating since 2002. Silverman has her own show The Sarah Silverman Program at Comedy Central.
Just got this from a friend, some random joke:
Once upon a time in Singapore, there lived a happy couple, Mr & Mrs Ng with their 3 lovely triplet daughters; Elaine, Ena & Ella.
The 3 daughters were brought up in a prim-and-proper fashion and when they reached 20, their parents thought it was time to get them married.
So, the parents found them the most suitable “leng chais” (handsome guys). They got married and were preparing to set-off on their honeymoon.
As “concerned” (more like “kay-poh”) parents, Mr & Mrs Ng were curious about their daughters’ first-night experience.
So, before the daughters went on their respective honeymoons, Mrs Ng told them…” Your father and I want to know about your 1st night encounters and whether you were satisfied. Write a letter to us, but so as not to raise your husbands’ curiosity…you all must use a code-name to describe your experiences”.
So, the excited daughters were off.
A week passed. Mr & Mrs Ng got the first letter. It was from Elaine.
They opened the letter and found the word “STANDARD CHARTERED”. They immediately took the newspaper and looked for the Standard Chartered advertisement. “Ah! here it is!”, exclaimed Mr. Ng. The motto for Standard Chartered was… “BIG, STRONG & FRIENDLY” Mr & Mrs. Ng were happy.
A week later, they got another letter. This time it was from Ena. The content was simple. “NESCAFE”. So, again they took the neswpaper and looked for the Nescafe ad. “Ah! here it is. “NESCAFE: PLEASURE TILL THE LAST DROP”. Again, Mr & Mrs Ng beamed with joy.
Another week passed. A month passed. And another. There was still no letter from Ella. The Ngs became worried.
Finally, the letter came. It was scribbled and could hardly be read, but Mrs. Ng managed to figure it out. The code-name was “SINGAPORE AIRLINES”.
Why Singapore Airlines? Mr.Ng rushed to the nearest store and got a newspaper. He flipped the pages frantically. “Ah! Here it is!” Mrs. Ng grabbed the page and read aloud.
Before she could finish. THUMP!!! … she fell off her chair.
The motto was… “7 TIMES A WEEK. 4 TO 6 TIMES A DAY. NON-STOP”.
This is an entertaining and educational video in Telugu on Condom usage, to prevent from sexually transmitted infections and HIV, from Nrityanjali Academy, Secunderabad, Andhra Pradesh, India.
Look at the Indians participating in the video at the background, they don’t look that happy. Almost seemed as if they’re going to beat up the condoms any time. (more…)
Meet Angel a 9th grader who claims to have slept with 80 guys. Thats the kind of extra curricular activity is gonna look great on her college applications.
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Her mom is visibly upset on Maury’s show as Angel continues to be rebellious.
My mom said I could!
Hansaplast condoms, pure pleasure.