Meet Angel a 9th grader who claims to have slept with 80 guys. Thats the kind of extra curricular activity is gonna look great on her college applications.
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Her mom is visibly upset on Maury’s show as Angel continues to be rebellious.
My mom said I could!
Hansaplast condoms, pure pleasure.
“The Mom” song, sung to the William Tell Overture, by Anita Renfroe. What a mom says in 24 hours, condensed into 2 minutes and 55 seconds! Hilarious and talented!
The Mom Song Sung to William Tell Overture with Lyrics
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Got this in one of those forwarded emails
Never seen Silk comics before but this is pretty good.
Your baby is crying and you’re stressed up? The Japanese shows you how they calm their babies. The babies are cute. I wonder if that would actually work. Do try it and tell me about it. 
Seems convincing enough.
Police cheated girl, 4, of her trust! Okay, but I guess that is done with necessity.
Girl, 4, called 911 nearly 300 times
CARPENTERSVILLE, Ill. - Authorities tracked down a 4-year-old girl who called 911 nearly 300 times last month by offering to deliver McDonald’s to her suburban Chicago apartment.
Unbeknownst to her mother, the girl used a deactivated cell phone to call dispatchers 287 times in June sometimes as often as 20 times a shift.
Dispatchers heard the child’s voice but could only track the phone’s signal to the apartment complex.
So authorities used a ruse to pinpoint her.
“We asked (the caller) what she wanted. She said she wanted McDonald’s,” said Steve Cordes, executive director of QuadCom’s emergency center, which covers Carpentersville.
Source: Yahoo! News
If you’re a parent, it’s really hard to tell your kids not to call the police. Sometimes they’ll ask math questions too.
The kid calls 911 to ask the police a math question, it’s pretty cute. I wonder if it actually happened.
911 Math Call
The police phone operator is cool about it too and attempts to help the kid learn.