Junice sent me an email last year on September 25, 2003. Yes, it’s another email joke. You see, I don’t get tired of them. Yesterday I posted those dumb girl joke. So today, I got to be fair and post something about guys. Here goes my fellow species’ story:
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry.
He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, purchases new make-up and buys several new outfits, and dresses up very nicely for the man.
She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man is impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of STRONG golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and re-invests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money.
Then he married the one with the largest breasts.
It’s about the breasts after all, at least in this joke. I just posted a joke about my own species. Before you yell traitor, you got to admit that it’s got a nice twist at the end, lol.
I can imagine my girlfriend agreeing with the joke and trying to get me convinced that men are the worst living creatures asides her much-detested worms.
