Oh, that’s one unfortunate bird. All it’s trying to do is do catch a ball game and the players just have to knock it out. It’s funny when the player asked for forgiveness.
Unlucky bird get hit!
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(Pigeon learns pooping on people in 12 easy lessons. Image source unknown, I got it in an email.)
As President Bush took a question Thursday in the White House Rose Garden about scandals involving his Attorney General, he remarked, “I’ve got confidence in Al Gonzales doin’ the job.”
Simultaneously, a sparrow flew overhead and left a splash on the President’s sleeve, which Bush tried several times to wipe off.
Deputy White House Press Secretary Dana Perino promptly put the incident through the proper spin cycle, telling ABC News, “It was his lucky day… everyone knows that’s a sign of good luck.” (Source: ABC)
Everyone knows that’s a sign of good luck? Huh? Since when?
Seems a passing sparrow took an opportunity to weigh in on what the President had to say.
My friend forwarded to be this joke, enjoy:
A man was walking across the road when he met with an accident. The impact was on his head which caused him to be in a coma for 2 days.
When he opened his eyes, his wife was by his side.
He told her (in tears), “When I was struggling with my studies in the University, I failed again and again. Sometimes I even have to re-take my papers. You were there by my side, encouraging me to go on trying.”
She squeezed his hands as he continued, “When I went for major interviews and failed to clinch any of the jobs, you were there, cutting out the job ads for me to apply…”
He added, ” …then I started working in this little firm and finally got a big contract. I blew it because of a small mistake. But you are still there for me.”
His wife was in tears. The man said, “I finally got a job after being laid off for quite some time. But I never seem to be promoted and my hard work was not recognised. I remained in the same position from the day I joined the company till now. You are still beside me…”
His wife’s tears trickled down as she listened to him, “And now I met with an accident and when I woke up, you are here with me. There’s something I really like to say to you…”
She flung herself on the bed and hug her husband, sobbing with deep emotion. Finally her husband said… “I think you bring me bad luck-lah”
I haven’t been the luckiest guy on earth I guess. I am quite prone of losing things and I don’t really lost money directly. I don’t really lose wallets and stuff. Not music players or McDonalds’ coupons lost too.
I lost cards
Sometimes just simple cards. Sometimes not so simple ones. This time, I lost a card that really given me so much trouble. In addition of having to pay the fine for the card, I may need to be punished more for losing the card.
And I don’t know how I lost the card too. They told me to write a report on how I lost the card, I feel like write:
Dear Sirs,
I was walking around the complex from 3 p.m. to 9 p.m. and I realized it’s disappearence on 9:10 p.m. I lose it while walking. I was walking around. I was bored and went walking around the whole complex and read my book on many of the locations in the complex. I do not remember the locations I sat down to read a book but I walked just about everywhere in the complex. I just walk and read book. Then walk and read book. And it went missing.
Sincerely seeking forgiveness,
Mr. Dew
I am so troubled by the loss. And to make things worse, I actually lost someone else’s card. Great… I am never lucky with cards. I wish they just upgrade to biometrics or something. By then, hopefully I’ll not lose my thumb or my eye balls that easily.
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These days, we’ve been traveling around. The thing about having to travel around is reading books become a chore. I can read books in buses and all army vehicles. In fact, I do that often. But I am very much aware of the side effects on eye sight so these days I try not to read in a moving vehicle.
So I talk to my pals. We play guessing games to pass time. Here is how it goes:
First you must think of an object. The object can be anything as long as you think it’s guessable and within the knowledge of the guessers. It can be a simple object such as the telephone.
The guesser tries to guess the object in your mind. He asks you yes-no and either-or questions. It usually starts like this:
“Is it a living thing?” No.
“Found in my home?” Yes.
“Uses electricity?” Yes.
“Produce light?” Not really.
“Produce sounds?” Yes.
“Does it move?” Nope.
“Has buttons to press?” Yes.
“Does a lot of people have it?” Yes.
“Radio?” Nope.
“Is there a microphone in this?” Yup.
“Telephone?” Yes!
There is a certain level of trust my pals and I share so we don’t write down the answer. You may wish to get the person to write down his answer before he lets you guess. That’s just in case he changes the answer.
Well, this is one of the games that needs no materials to start and it’s quite fun and good way to pass time. Nowadays we had lots of traveling and we all can’t sleep in a vehicle that jerks terribly. At least time seems to pass faster this way. 
[I don't know who came out with this game. I just thought of playing it and set the rules anyhow.]
As you have probably read, my internship has ended. I scored a B+ for my internship. That is given by my supervisor. I doubt that that score would be the finalized one that my polytechnic (Singapore Polytechnic) would give to me.
There is a problem with the scores awarded to us. It lies with the fact that everyone has different supervisors. At least nearly everyone.
You may work very work for your ITP and gained fantastic results but your supervisor just hates you and he decides to give you a C. Then you went to a corner crying.
Or, in another case, you didn’t do any work, your supervisor was in Miami attending a conference and checking out the beach girls and is therefore unaware of your tasks’ progress. And then he loves the chocolate you gave him last Friday as a parting gift. You got an A. Or rather - your chocolate got an A.
Either way, the grades may not be a true reflection of your performance. Nearly everyone’s supervisor is different too. Their definition of what is to be an A and what is to be a B is totally different.
That’s why we have liaison officers who visit you around 2 times in the ITP. But still, it cannot accurately reflect what you have done in the internship, the amount of experience you gained and your effect put in.
The whole internship grading thing, in the end, comes back to your luck. Your luck in picking the right company and project to take. Your luck in getting a good supervisor basically. It just boils back to luck.
[I got B+, a score lower than the maximum which is A.]
Damn it. First day of the week and I reached the company realizing that I forgot to bring out my pass. Now I’m in the building all thanks to some one who accidentally (luckily) left the door open.
I registered at the reception and gotten a pass - a contractor pass. Oh, so today, I’m a contractor. The contractor pass is denied in my level it seems. I tried to scan it at the door and device flashed hostilely with the words ‘Access Denied’. Oh man, it should’ve been more kind to me.
What good can a contractor pass be? It’s pretty much useless. At least it comes with a lanyard. Maybe I get access to the circuit room or something.
Enough typed, it’s a brand new week and I’m getting back to work. 