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Just saw the Media Development Authority’s latest effort in getting Singaporeans all excited about er… Okay, actually I have no idea what it is about. But never mind, it’s always funny to watch a higher management try to get creative while throwing jargons around.

MDA raps and tortures Singaporeans

Yes yes all, we don’t stop! Get connected worldwide. Rock on! What the…

Seriously, this is a terrible branding effort. Yo ain’t no rapper. Please try again.

If you could show drugs in American advertisements, it would completely change White Castle’s current campaign.

Toilet Commercial

Don’t take drugs on CWS toilets, take it elsewhere!

An advertisement every Tuesday

The tragicomic presidency of George W. Bush, in his own words. Bushism at its best.

1. “They misunderestimated me.” –Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000
2. “I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe — I believe what I believe is right.” –Rome, Italy, July 22, 2001
3. “There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on –shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.” –Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002
4. “I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.” –Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000
5. “If this were a dictatorship, it’d be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I’m the dictator.” –Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000
6. “The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him.” –Washington, D.C., Sept. 13, 2001. And later, “I don’t know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don’t care. It’s not that important. It’s not our priority.” –Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002.
7. “Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across this country.” –Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004
8. “My answer is bring them on.” –on Iraqi insurgents attacking U.S. forces, Washington, D.C., July 3, 2003

For the full list, read it at About.com. I actually quite dislike About.com, oh well, once in a while they do have pretty good stuff.

[via Digg]

Video of who is believed to be Singapore’s most beautiful lady.

Singapore Most Beautiful Women

Well, erm… To each his own I guess.

“The Mom” song, sung to the William Tell Overture, by Anita Renfroe. What a mom says in 24 hours, condensed into 2 minutes and 55 seconds! Hilarious and talented!

The Mom Song Sung to William Tell Overture with Lyrics

Lyrics available, read the rest of the post. (more…)

Jeff Dunham is an award winning ventriloquist and a stand-up comedian. He has performed on numerous comedy shows, including Comedy Central Presents in 2003. His usual puppets include a woozle named Peanut, a bitter old man named Walter, and José Jalapeño - a talking jalapeño pepper on a stick. His first DVD, Jeff Dunham: Arguing With Myself, was released in April 2006. In this stand-up offering, Jeff opens his show playing straight-man to his usual crew and includes two other characters: Sweet Daddy Dee and Bubba J. His new comedy special “Spark of Insanity” was available at Redbox stands on September 4, 2007 and was released to buy on DVD September 18, 2007. The DVD features Peanut; José; Walter; Melvin, the Super Hero Guy; and Achmed the Dead Terrorist. The DVD was taped at the Warner Theater. Comedy Central aired “Spark of Insanity” on September 23, 2007. (Read the full Wikipedia article on him.)

Jeff Dunham - Achmed the Dead Terrorist

And in case you didn’t know the Walter that Achmed mentioned:

Jeff Dunham and Walter

He is really good in this! I like Achmed better.

“I’ll take the stairs. It’s just a rave in there.”

Disco Elevator

Wait for the lift only to find a bunch of people disco-ing.