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Don’t watch this during your dinners.
Earlier this evening Bill Gates gave his final Microsoft keynote at the 2008 CES show in Las Vegas. Throughout the keynote he made many references to what he will do with his free time once he retires from day to day operations at Microsoft. It turns out, Bill has big plans in addition to his foundation after all.
Bill Gates Last Day CES Clip
He seems like such a loser in the video. He’s probably a little stiff in the film but the short film works out right and all the cameos made me laughed. There’s Bono, Obama, Al Gore, Jon Stewart and others. Looks like he’s having fun.
[Source: TweakVista, via Digg]
It’s a rule, regardless of the situation.
It’s a rule, regardless of the situation. (from CollegeHumor)
Police checked the area and found an open door in the back of the building. An officer went inside and called out, “Marco.”
The main’s name was not Marco, detective Tim Dohr said. Instead, “the officer was trying to inject some humor into the situation.”
Police found the suspect after he responded, “Polo.”
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[via Digg]
This cheered me up a little, hahaa…
Before The Daily Show, Jon Stewart was in Miami (1996) talking about war with Iraq and Canada.
Jon Stewart Standup
I’m not sure if this is racist. It’s an advertisement for an Indian company.
An Indian advertisement
Five excuses to use when caught sleeping at your desk:
- “They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.”
- “This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to.”
- “Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time.”
- “Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?” And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk…
- Raise your head slowly and say, “…in Jesus’ name, Amen.”
[via Atlanta Illustrated]