<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?> <rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" ><channel><title>//beconfused &#187; gay</title> <atom:link href="http://beconfused.com/tags/gay/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://beconfused.com</link> <description>Oh damn, I need a better tagline than this.</description> <lastBuildDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 12:57:57 +0000</lastBuildDate> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2</generator> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <item><title>Portia De Rossi &#8220;Apologizes&#8221; For Marrying Ellen</title><link>http://beconfused.com/2009/03/23/portia-de-rossi-apologizes-for-marrying-ellen/</link> <comments>http://beconfused.com/2009/03/23/portia-de-rossi-apologizes-for-marrying-ellen/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2009 02:20:32 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Mr. Dew</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Entertain Me]]></category> <category><![CDATA[apology]]></category> <category><![CDATA[celebrity]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ellen degeneres]]></category> <category><![CDATA[gay]]></category> <category><![CDATA[marriage]]></category> <category><![CDATA[portia de rossi]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://beconfused.com/?p=2150</guid> <description><![CDATA[Portia De Rossi appeared on &#8220;Jimmy Kimmel Live&#8221; last night and talked about being a teenage model and her new show &#8220;Better Off Ted.&#8221; She also brought with her a new PSA she made about gay marriage. (more at Huffington Post) Portia De Rossi&#8217;s PSAPortia De Rossi was wed to Ellen DeGeneres in August of 2008.Related [...]Related posts:<ol><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2006/09/08/ellen-degeneres-to-host-79th-academy-awards%c2%ae-presentation/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: degeneres//oscar'>degeneres//oscar</a></li><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2008/02/02/sarah-silverman-sings-im-fucking-matt-damon/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Sarah Silverman sings I&#8217;m Fucking Matt Damon'>Sarah Silverman sings I&#8217;m Fucking Matt Damon</a></li><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2008/02/26/jimmy-kimmel-f-ing-ben-affleck-response-to-matt-and-sarah/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Jimmy Kimmel f-ing Ben Affleck response to Matt and Sarah'>Jimmy Kimmel f-ing Ben Affleck response to Matt and Sarah</a></li></ol>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Portia De Rossi appeared on &#8220;Jimmy Kimmel Live&#8221; last night and talked about being a teenage model and her new show &#8220;Better Off Ted.&#8221; She also brought with her a new PSA she made about gay marriage. (more at <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/03/21/portia-de-rossi-apologize_n_177664.html">Huffington Post</a>)</p><h3>Portia De Rossi&#8217;s PSA</h3><p><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GMLV3jPQW44&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;color1=0x2b405b&#038;color2=0x6b8ab6"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GMLV3jPQW44&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;color1=0x2b405b&#038;color2=0x6b8ab6" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object></p><p>Portia De Rossi was wed to Ellen DeGeneres in August of 2008.</p><p>Related posts:<ol><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2006/09/08/ellen-degeneres-to-host-79th-academy-awards%c2%ae-presentation/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: degeneres//oscar'>degeneres//oscar</a></li><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2008/02/02/sarah-silverman-sings-im-fucking-matt-damon/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Sarah Silverman sings I&#8217;m Fucking Matt Damon'>Sarah Silverman sings I&#8217;m Fucking Matt Damon</a></li><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2008/02/26/jimmy-kimmel-f-ing-ben-affleck-response-to-matt-and-sarah/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Jimmy Kimmel f-ing Ben Affleck response to Matt and Sarah'>Jimmy Kimmel f-ing Ben Affleck response to Matt and Sarah</a></li></ol></p>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://beconfused.com/2009/03/23/portia-de-rossi-apologizes-for-marrying-ellen/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>1</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Richard Simmons in Whose Line Is It Anyway?</title><link>http://beconfused.com/2008/05/12/richard-simmons-in-whose-line-is-it-anyway/</link> <comments>http://beconfused.com/2008/05/12/richard-simmons-in-whose-line-is-it-anyway/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 16:37:09 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Mr. Dew</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Entertain Me]]></category> <category><![CDATA[funny]]></category> <category><![CDATA[gay]]></category> <category><![CDATA[richard simmons]]></category> <category><![CDATA[skit]]></category> <category><![CDATA[whose line is it anyway]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://beconfused.com/?p=1893</guid> <description><![CDATA[Gay gay gay! But it&#8217;s funny.No related posts.No related posts.]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gay gay gay! But it&#8217;s funny.</p><p><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CTxkxG3DF4k&#038;hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CTxkxG3DF4k&#038;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object></p><p>No related posts.</p>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://beconfused.com/2008/05/12/richard-simmons-in-whose-line-is-it-anyway/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Brokeback Mountain star Heath Ledger is dead</title><link>http://beconfused.com/2008/01/23/brokeback-mountain-star-heath-ledger-is-dead/</link> <comments>http://beconfused.com/2008/01/23/brokeback-mountain-star-heath-ledger-is-dead/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2008 05:27:07 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Mr. Dew</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Entertain Me]]></category> <category><![CDATA[australia]]></category> <category><![CDATA[celebrity]]></category> <category><![CDATA[death]]></category> <category><![CDATA[gay]]></category> <category><![CDATA[movie]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://beconfused.com/blog/2008/01/23/brokeback-mountain-star-heath-ledger-is-dead/</guid> <description><![CDATA[TMZ has learned that 2006 Academy Award nominee Heath Ledger has died in NY. He was found dead in his bed in one of his residences in Soho by his housekeeper at 3:35 PM ET today. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ they believe it was not a crime, adding that prescription pills were found near his [...]Related posts:<ol><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2009/06/26/michael-jackson-died-rip/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Michael Jackson died RIP'>Michael Jackson died RIP</a></li><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2006/09/19/national-servicemen-dies-in-hendon-camp/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: pronounced//dead'>pronounced//dead</a></li><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2006/07/15/read-always/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: read//always'>read//always</a></li></ol>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>TMZ has learned that 2006 Academy Award nominee Heath Ledger has died in NY.</p><p>He was found dead in his bed in one of his residences in Soho by his housekeeper at 3:35 PM ET today. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ they believe it was not a crime, adding that prescription pills were found near his body.</p><p>According to NYPD a masseuse arrived at Ledger&#8217;s apartment and was let in by a housekeeper. When Ledger didn&#8217;t answer his bedroom door, the housekeeper and the masseuse opened it and found him unconscious. They attempted to wake him; when they couldn&#8217;t, they called 911.</p><p>We&#8217;re told when paramedics responded, the actor was in full cardiac arrest. They attempted to perform CPR on him, but were unsuccessful. He was pronounced dead at the scene.</p><p><a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/01/22/heath-ledger-is-dead/">Read more at TMZ</a>.</p><p><img src="http://beconfused.s3.amazonaws.com/media/2008/01/Brokeback-Mountain-movie-poster.jpg" /></p><p><em>(Poster of Brokeback Mountain.)</em></p><p><a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/01/22/heath-ledger-is-dead/">read more</a> | <a href="http://digg.com/celebrity/Heath_Ledger_is_Dead_4">digg story</a></p><p>Related posts:<ol><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2009/06/26/michael-jackson-died-rip/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Michael Jackson died RIP'>Michael Jackson died RIP</a></li><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2006/09/19/national-servicemen-dies-in-hendon-camp/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: pronounced//dead'>pronounced//dead</a></li><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2006/07/15/read-always/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: read//always'>read//always</a></li></ol></p>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://beconfused.com/2008/01/23/brokeback-mountain-star-heath-ledger-is-dead/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>India&#8217;s condom song</title><link>http://beconfused.com/2008/01/06/indias-condom-song/</link> <comments>http://beconfused.com/2008/01/06/indias-condom-song/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 06 Jan 2008 14:48:28 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Mr. Dew</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[gay]]></category> <category><![CDATA[health]]></category> <category><![CDATA[india]]></category> <category><![CDATA[lyrics]]></category> <category><![CDATA[music]]></category> <category><![CDATA[sex]]></category> <category><![CDATA[video]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://beconfused.com/blog/2008/01/06/indias-condom-song/</guid> <description><![CDATA[This is an entertaining and educational video in Telugu on Condom usage, to prevent from sexually transmitted infections and HIV, from Nrityanjali Academy, Secunderabad, Andhra Pradesh, India.Look at the Indians participating in the video at the background, they don&#8217;t look that happy. Almost seemed as if they&#8217;re going to beat up the condoms any time. Lyrics [...]Related posts:<ol><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2007/04/06/picture-french-really-creepy-safe-sex-posters-nsfw/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Picture: French really creepy safe-sex posters (NSFW)'>Picture: French really creepy safe-sex posters (NSFW)</a></li><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2005/01/01/zerofive/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: zero//five'>zero//five</a></li><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2003/11/21/ohhhahh/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: ohhh//ahh'>ohhh//ahh</a></li></ol>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is an entertaining and educational video in Telugu on Condom usage, to prevent from sexually transmitted infections and HIV, from Nrityanjali Academy, Secunderabad, Andhra Pradesh, <a href="http://beconfused.com/blog/tags/india/">India</a>.</p><p><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BTLj_3R0-2g&#038;rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BTLj_3R0-2g&#038;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object></p><p>Look at the Indians participating in the video at the background, they don&#8217;t look that happy. Almost seemed as if they&#8217;re going to beat up the condoms any time.<span id="more-1784"></span></p><blockquote><h3>Lyrics for Condom Song &#8211; Telugu</h3><p>Never forget me I am Nirodh,<br /> I am the condom friend ever useful to you.<br /> Never forget me I am Nirodh,<br /> I am the condom friend ever useful to you.<br /> I am made in different colors with fragrance.<br /> I am made in different colors with fragrance.<br /> I am made in different colors with fragrance.</p><p>I am sealed with Lubricant.<br /> Never forget me I am Nirodh,<br /> I am the condom friend ever useful to you.</p><p>I come in different colours and called by different names.<br /> I am a shield, I can protect you.<br /> Any brand anywhere I can be bought.<br /> Ask for me in a medical shop.<br /> Also available in &#8220;MYTHRI CENTRES&#8221; and other shops<br /> I protect you against STI&#8217;s<br /> I save everyone from HIV/AIDS</p><p>Never forget me I am Nirodh,<br /> I am the condom friend ever useful to you.</p><p>Many men and women have used &#038; discarded (unsatisfied) me<br /> Some men and women say I don&#8217;t satisfy desire.<br /> I am good-natured and provide satisfaction<br /> I am for you do not neglect me.<br /> I help in stopping unwanted childbirth<br /> I save you and increase your longevity<br /> I remain with you and see that you remain healthy.</p><p>Never forget me I am Nirodh,<br /> I am the condom friend ever useful to you.<br /> Never forget me I am Nirodh,<br /> I am the condom friend ever useful to you.</p><p>In your youth you become rash and careless<br /> You think no end of yourself<br /> You desire for sex with multiple partners<br /> For momentary sexual pleasure you go to great lengths<br /> You get easily carried away in search of this happiness<br /> You overlook the possibility of STI&#8217;s<br /> Oh! My! Look out, you can get HIV/AIDS</p><p>Never forget me I am Nirodh,<br /> I am the condom friend ever useful to you.<br /> Never forget me I am Nirodh,<br /> I am the condom friend ever useful to you.</p><p>Avoid disaster, leave aside your fears<br /> Remember me, do not get into trouble<br /> Don&#8217;t forget to check the date of manufacture<br /> I am quite delicate take care while wearing<br /> Turn deaf ear to others I am very good<br /> You will remain happy without AIDS<br /> The day you forget me you will find yourself in trouble</p><p>Never forget me I am Nirodh,<br /> I am the condom friend ever useful to you.<br /> Never forget me I am Nirodh,<br /> I am the condom friend ever useful to you.</p><p>Not only for men condoms are available for women<br /> No need to feel shy use one with a smile<br /> Dear, use me while having in sex<br /> Gay people also need to use me.<br /> Using me each time makes me more safe<br /> Oh! Women take care of your health<br /> Oh! Men take care of your health</p><p>Never forget me I am Nirodh,<br /> I am the condom friend ever useful to you.<br /> Never forget me I am Nirodh,<br /> I am the condom friend ever useful to you.<br /> I am made in different colors with fragrance.<br /> I am made in different colors with fragrance.<br /> I am made in different colors with fragrance.</p><p>Source: <a href="http://www.digg.com/comedy/Really_Weird_Indian_Condom_Commercial?t=10373462#c10373462">Digg</a></p></blockquote><p>&#8220;Gay people also need to use me.&#8221; LOL.</p><p>Related posts:<ol><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2007/04/06/picture-french-really-creepy-safe-sex-posters-nsfw/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Picture: French really creepy safe-sex posters (NSFW)'>Picture: French really creepy safe-sex posters (NSFW)</a></li><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2005/01/01/zerofive/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: zero//five'>zero//five</a></li><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2003/11/21/ohhhahh/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: ohhh//ahh'>ohhh//ahh</a></li></ol></p>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://beconfused.com/2008/01/06/indias-condom-song/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>1</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Video: Singapore&#8217;s most beautiful women</title><link>http://beconfused.com/2007/10/26/video-singapores-most-beautiful-women/</link> <comments>http://beconfused.com/2007/10/26/video-singapores-most-beautiful-women/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 26 Oct 2007 14:12:21 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Mr. Dew</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[beauty]]></category> <category><![CDATA[gay]]></category> <category><![CDATA[humor]]></category> <category><![CDATA[singapore]]></category> <category><![CDATA[video]]></category> <category><![CDATA[women]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://beconfused.com/blog/2007/10/26/video-singapores-most-beautiful-women/</guid> <description><![CDATA[Video of who is believed to be Singapore&#8217;s most beautiful lady. Singapore Most Beautiful WomenWell, erm&#8230; To each his own I guess.Related posts:Picture: Turn your head and you&#8217;re dead plasma//diamondRelated posts:<ol><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2007/03/22/picture-turn-your-head-and-youre-dead/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Picture: Turn your head and you&#8217;re dead'>Picture: Turn your head and you&#8217;re dead</a></li><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2006/08/02/plasma-diamond/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: plasma//diamond'>plasma//diamond</a></li></ol>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Video of who is believed to be Singapore&#8217;s most beautiful lady.</p><h3>Singapore Most Beautiful Women</h3><p><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZC6lWfhtxXQ&#038;rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZC6lWfhtxXQ&#038;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object></p><p>Well, erm&#8230; To each his own I guess.</p><p>Related posts:<ol><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2007/03/22/picture-turn-your-head-and-youre-dead/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Picture: Turn your head and you&#8217;re dead'>Picture: Turn your head and you&#8217;re dead</a></li><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2006/08/02/plasma-diamond/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: plasma//diamond'>plasma//diamond</a></li></ol></p>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://beconfused.com/2007/10/26/video-singapores-most-beautiful-women/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>6</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Chris Crocker on Maury Show</title><link>http://beconfused.com/2007/09/27/chris-crocker-on-maury-show/</link> <comments>http://beconfused.com/2007/09/27/chris-crocker-on-maury-show/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 27 Sep 2007 00:28:13 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Mr. Dew</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[celebrities]]></category> <category><![CDATA[gay]]></category> <category><![CDATA[television]]></category> <category><![CDATA[usa]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://beconfused.com/blog/2007/09/27/chris-crocker-on-maury-show/</guid> <description><![CDATA[This is Chris Crocker on Maury Show telling Americans about Britney. Apparently, he, or rather more like she, love Britney a hell lot and is not ashame to admit it. She did so publically announcing that before she is an American, she is a Britney fan. Chris Crocker on Maury show Sep 20Do something shocking and [...]Related posts:<ol><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2007/12/10/ninth-grade-whore-on-maurys/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Ninth grade whore on Maury&#8217;s'>Ninth grade whore on Maury&#8217;s</a></li><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2007/09/12/leave-britney-alone-leave-britney-alone/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Leave Britney alone, leave Britney ALONE!!!'>Leave Britney alone, leave Britney ALONE!!!</a></li><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2006/05/15/singapore-idol-is-back-with-a-2nd-season/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: singapore//idol'>singapore//idol</a></li></ol>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is Chris Crocker on Maury Show telling Americans about Britney. Apparently, he, or rather more like she, love Britney a hell lot and is not ashame to admit it. She did so publically announcing that before she is an American, she is a Britney fan.</p><h3>Chris Crocker on Maury show Sep 20</h3><p><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FX-OsSQBDDM"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FX-OsSQBDDM" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object></p><p>Do something shocking and be proud of it. A true Britney fan indeed.</p><p>Related posts:<ol><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2007/12/10/ninth-grade-whore-on-maurys/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Ninth grade whore on Maury&#8217;s'>Ninth grade whore on Maury&#8217;s</a></li><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2007/09/12/leave-britney-alone-leave-britney-alone/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Leave Britney alone, leave Britney ALONE!!!'>Leave Britney alone, leave Britney ALONE!!!</a></li><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2006/05/15/singapore-idol-is-back-with-a-2nd-season/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: singapore//idol'>singapore//idol</a></li></ol></p>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://beconfused.com/2007/09/27/chris-crocker-on-maury-show/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>2</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Gay flamingos adopt a baby</title><link>http://beconfused.com/2007/05/23/gay-flamingos-adopt-a-baby/</link> <comments>http://beconfused.com/2007/05/23/gay-flamingos-adopt-a-baby/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2007 17:14:56 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Mr. Dew</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[animals]]></category> <category><![CDATA[gay]]></category> <category><![CDATA[news]]></category> <category><![CDATA[odd world]]></category> <category><![CDATA[parenthood]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://beconfused.com/blog/2007/05/23/gay-flamingos-adopt-a-baby/</guid> <description><![CDATA[This is kinda odd, but I guess it counts as a minor win for the gay community. Gay flamingos pick up chick LONDON (AFP) &#8211; A pair of gay flamingos have adopted an abandoned chick, becoming parents after being together for six years, a British conservation organisation said Monday. Carlos and Fernando had been desperate to start a [...]Related posts:<ol><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2007/02/08/thats-one-really-hungry-japanese-girl/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: That&#8217;s one really hungry Japanese girl'>That&#8217;s one really hungry Japanese girl</a></li><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2007/07/04/mexican-tycoon-overtakes-bill-gates-as-worlds-richest/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Mexican tycoon overtakes Bill Gates as world&#8217;s richest'>Mexican tycoon overtakes Bill Gates as world&#8217;s richest</a></li><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2008/01/12/divided-at-birth-twins-married/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Divided-at-birth twins &#8216;married&#8217;'>Divided-at-birth twins &#8216;married&#8217;</a></li></ol>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is kinda odd, but I guess it counts as a minor win for the gay community.</p><blockquote><h3>Gay flamingos pick up chick</h3><p>LONDON (AFP) &#8211; A pair of gay flamingos have adopted an abandoned chick, becoming parents after being together for six years, a British conservation organisation said Monday.</p><p>Carlos and Fernando had been desperate to start a family, even chasing other flamingos from their nests to take over their eggs at the Wildfowl and Wetlands Trust (WWT) in Slimbridge near Bristol.</p><p>But their egg-sitting prowess made them the top choice for taking an unhatched egg under their wings when one of the Greater Flamingo nests was abandoned.</p><p>The couple, together for six years, can feed chicks by producing milk in their throats.</p><p>&#8220;Fernando and Carlos are a same sex couple who have been known to steal other flamingos&#8217; eggs by chasing them off their nest because they wanted to rear them themselves,&#8221; said WWT spokeswoman Jane Waghorn.</p><p>&#8220;They were rather good at sitting on eggs and hatching them so last week, when a nest was abandoned, it seemed like a good idea to make them surrogate parents.&#8221;</p><p>Gay flamingos are not uncommon, she added.</p><p>&#8220;If there aren&#8217;t enough females or they don&#8217;t hit it off with them, they will pair off with other males,&#8221; she said.</p><p>Source: <a HREF="http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070521/od_afp/britainanimalsgay_070521160344;_ylt=ArAYz5gWeX2acXt.F9P79c_MWM0F">Yahoo! News</a></p></blockquote><p>A pair of gay flamingos have adopted an abandoned chick, becoming parents after being together for six years. Fred Phelps flying over to read The Bible out loud and get them to repent.</p><p><a HREF="http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070521/od_afp/britainanimalsgay_070521160344;_ylt=ArAYz5gWeX2acXt.F9P79c_MWM0F">read more</a> | <a HREF="http://digg.com/general_sciences/Gay_flamingos_adopt_a_baby">digg story</a></p><p>[And by the way, I place this news under... <a HREF="http://beconfused.com/blog/tags/parenthood/">Parenthood</a>.]</p><p>Related posts:<ol><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2007/02/08/thats-one-really-hungry-japanese-girl/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: That&#8217;s one really hungry Japanese girl'>That&#8217;s one really hungry Japanese girl</a></li><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2007/07/04/mexican-tycoon-overtakes-bill-gates-as-worlds-richest/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Mexican tycoon overtakes Bill Gates as world&#8217;s richest'>Mexican tycoon overtakes Bill Gates as world&#8217;s richest</a></li><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2008/01/12/divided-at-birth-twins-married/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Divided-at-birth twins &#8216;married&#8217;'>Divided-at-birth twins &#8216;married&#8217;</a></li></ol></p>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://beconfused.com/2007/05/23/gay-flamingos-adopt-a-baby/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>4</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Review: Little Miss Sunshine (2006)</title><link>http://beconfused.com/2007/03/21/review-little-miss-sunshine-2006/</link> <comments>http://beconfused.com/2007/03/21/review-little-miss-sunshine-2006/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2007 05:32:53 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Mr. Dew</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[reviews]]></category> <category><![CDATA[gay]]></category> <category><![CDATA[movies]]></category> <category><![CDATA[picture]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://beconfused.com/blog/2007/03/21/review-little-miss-sunshine-2006/</guid> <description><![CDATA[I just watched Little Miss Sunshine, about a little girl named Olive&#8217;s (image below) trip to the &#8220;Little Miss Sunshine&#8221; beauty pageant.Her dysfunctional family includes her mother who&#8217;s often stressed up, her father who&#8217;s a failed motivational speaker, her gay uncle Frank, her silent brother Dwayne and her heroin-addict grandfather.Her family travels to California [...]Related posts:<ol><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2006/09/08/ellen-degeneres-to-host-79th-academy-awards%c2%ae-presentation/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: degeneres//oscar'>degeneres//oscar</a></li><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2006/06/05/jack-neos-i-not-stupid-too-review/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: stupid//too'>stupid//too</a></li><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2004/03/02/uncleoscar/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: uncle//oscar'>uncle//oscar</a></li></ol>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just watched Little Miss Sunshine, about a little girl named Olive&#8217;s (image below) trip to the &#8220;Little Miss Sunshine&#8221; beauty pageant.</p><p><img src="http://beconfused.s3.amazonaws.com/media/2007/03/Little-Miss-Sunshine-Olive.jpg" alt="Picture of Olive." /></p><p>Her dysfunctional family includes her mother who&#8217;s often stressed up, her father who&#8217;s a failed motivational speaker, her gay uncle Frank, her silent brother Dwayne and her heroin-addict grandfather.</p><p><img src="http://beconfused.s3.amazonaws.com/media/2007/03/Little-Miss-Sunshine-The-whole-family-inside.jpg" alt="Her family travels to California to participate in the beauty pageant." /></p><p>Her family travels to California to participate in the beauty pageant.</p><p><img src="http://beconfused.s3.amazonaws.com/media/2007/03/Little-Miss-Sunshine-Pushing-the-vehicle-together.jpg" alt="Their vehicle broke down and they all had to get down to push it." /></p><p>Unfortunately, their vehicle broke down and they all had to get down to push it.</p><p><img src="http://beconfused.s3.amazonaws.com/media/2007/03/Little-Miss-Sunshine-Olive-comforting-Dwayne.jpg" alt="There are down moments during the trip. The family stood by each other." /></p><p>There are down moments during the trip. The family stood by each other making it an enjoyable and touching film to watch.</p><p><img src="http://beconfused.s3.amazonaws.com/media/2007/03/Little-Miss-Sunshine-Little-girls-in-swimsuits.jpg" alt="Little Miss Sunshine swimsuit section." /></p><p>Little Miss Sunshine has a simple and beautiful plot, good dialouges and acting. The film also won 2  Academy Awards &#8211; Best Original Screenplay and Best Supporting Actor for Alan Arkin. I think it deserves 4 out of 5 stars. It&#8217;s certainly a nice break from watching action films.</p><p>[Another milestone - //beconfused just hit the 1,200 posts mark. Very nice.]</p><p>Related posts:<ol><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2006/09/08/ellen-degeneres-to-host-79th-academy-awards%c2%ae-presentation/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: degeneres//oscar'>degeneres//oscar</a></li><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2006/06/05/jack-neos-i-not-stupid-too-review/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: stupid//too'>stupid//too</a></li><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2004/03/02/uncleoscar/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: uncle//oscar'>uncle//oscar</a></li></ol></p>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://beconfused.com/2007/03/21/review-little-miss-sunshine-2006/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>gaydar//gay</title><link>http://beconfused.com/2006/09/15/david-eliot-the-inventor-of-gaydar/</link> <comments>http://beconfused.com/2006/09/15/david-eliot-the-inventor-of-gaydar/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 15 Sep 2006 01:52:31 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Mr. Dew</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[gay]]></category> <category><![CDATA[people]]></category> <category><![CDATA[stephen colbert]]></category> <category><![CDATA[video]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://beconfused.com/blog/2006/09/15/david-eliot-the-inventor-of-gaydar/</guid> <description><![CDATA[Stephen Colbert did an interview with David Eliot, the inventor of a device called &#8220;GayDar&#8221;. GayDar is a device where gays and lesbians can hold and when they are near to each other, GayDar vibrates happily. And just when you think that only a gay would invent such a gay invention, David Eliot denies himself being [...]Related posts:<ol><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2007/05/01/windows-vistas-new-volume-mixer/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Windows Vista&#8217;s new Volume Mixer'>Windows Vista&#8217;s new Volume Mixer</a></li><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2004/07/15/cardboardspeakers/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: cardboard//speakers'>cardboard//speakers</a></li><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2006/09/07/yatta-yatta/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: yatta//yatta'>yatta//yatta</a></li></ol>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Stephen Colbert did an interview with David Eliot, the inventor of a device called &#8220;GayDar&#8221;. GayDar is a device where gays and lesbians can hold and when they are near to each other, GayDar vibrates happily.</p><p>And just when you think that only a gay would invent such a gay invention, David Eliot denies himself being one. So is he just trying to make the world of gay gay better? You&#8217;ll see.</p><p><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FujdkAByNTE"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FujdkAByNTE" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object></p><p>[<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FujdkAByNTE">Direct link</a>]</p><p>The volume of the video is too soft but you can move your speakers to your ears like I did.</p><p>Having watched that, I am pretty sure he is gay.</p><p>Related posts:<ol><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2007/05/01/windows-vistas-new-volume-mixer/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Windows Vista&#8217;s new Volume Mixer'>Windows Vista&#8217;s new Volume Mixer</a></li><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2004/07/15/cardboardspeakers/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: cardboard//speakers'>cardboard//speakers</a></li><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2006/09/07/yatta-yatta/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: yatta//yatta'>yatta//yatta</a></li></ol></p>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://beconfused.com/2006/09/15/david-eliot-the-inventor-of-gaydar/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>3</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>filthy//cockaroach</title><link>http://beconfused.com/2006/09/09/filthy-cockaroach/</link> <comments>http://beconfused.com/2006/09/09/filthy-cockaroach/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 08 Sep 2006 17:09:47 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Mr. Dew</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[freaky]]></category> <category><![CDATA[gay]]></category> <category><![CDATA[humor]]></category> <category><![CDATA[news]]></category> <category><![CDATA[television]]></category> <category><![CDATA[usa]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://beconfused.com/blog/2006/09/09/filthy-cockaroach/</guid> <description><![CDATA[This is just so hilarious to watch. Basically a weatherman was reporting about the weather as usual and suddenly comes a less than welcomed visitor. &#8220;Oh god, if there&#8230; Oh my god&#8230;&#8221; Damn, I can&#8217;t even hear what he&#8217;s trying to say. He really is freaked out it seems. That&#8217;s pretty gay. It freaked out while [...]Related posts:<ol><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2006/09/12/visuals-of-how-a-pesticide-actually-kills-a-cockroach/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: killing//roaches'>killing//roaches</a></li><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2004/09/16/versuscockroach/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: versus//cockroach'>versus//cockroach</a></li><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2006/09/14/japanese-sex/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: japanese//sex'>japanese//sex</a></li></ol>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is just so hilarious to watch. Basically a weatherman was reporting about the weather as usual and suddenly comes a less than welcomed visitor.</p><p>&#8220;Oh god, if there&#8230; Oh my god&#8230;&#8221; Damn, I can&#8217;t even hear what he&#8217;s trying to say. He really is freaked out it seems. That&#8217;s pretty gay. It freaked out while watching him.</p><p><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4cLgpZujDPA"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4cLgpZujDPA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed></object></p><p>[<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cLgpZujDPA">Direct link</a>]</p><p>*You filthy cockaroach! Weatherman flips out on air when he sees a cockroach*</p><p>Funny video of a weather guy losing it when a roach crawls by him.</p><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cLgpZujDPA&#038;eurl=">read more</a>&nbsp;|&nbsp;<a href="http://digg.com/videos_comedy/You_filthy_cockaroach_Weatherman_flips_out_on_air_when_he_sees_a_cockroach">digg story</a></p><p>Related posts:<ol><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2006/09/12/visuals-of-how-a-pesticide-actually-kills-a-cockroach/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: killing//roaches'>killing//roaches</a></li><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2004/09/16/versuscockroach/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: versus//cockroach'>versus//cockroach</a></li><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2006/09/14/japanese-sex/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: japanese//sex'>japanese//sex</a></li></ol></p>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://beconfused.com/2006/09/09/filthy-cockaroach/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>1</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>hyundai//commercial</title><link>http://beconfused.com/2006/08/15/hyundai-commercial/</link> <comments>http://beconfused.com/2006/08/15/hyundai-commercial/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 14 Aug 2006 16:46:29 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Mr. Dew</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[advertisement]]></category> <category><![CDATA[car]]></category> <category><![CDATA[gay]]></category> <category><![CDATA[humor]]></category> <category><![CDATA[television]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://beconfused.com/blog/2006/08/15/hyundai-commercial/</guid> <description><![CDATA[I remember watching this commercial years back on a web site.[Direct link] Yes, it&#8217;s banned. It&#8217;s banned during the time when homosexuality is not as widely accepted. I wonder if the same content would be banned today. An advertisement every TuesdayRelated posts:seeing//nude xbox//shooting nintendo//robotRelated posts:<ol><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2006/10/31/how-to-see-a-girl-naked/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: seeing//nude'>seeing//nude</a></li><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2005/12/03/xbox-shooting/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: xbox//shooting'>xbox//shooting</a></li><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2006/08/29/nintendos-first-commercial-batteries-not-included/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: nintendo//robot'>nintendo//robot</a></li></ol>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I remember watching this commercial years back on a web site.</p><p><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hPfTw4Mt5YA"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hPfTw4Mt5YA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed></object></p><p>[<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPfTw4Mt5YA">Direct link</a>]</p><p>Yes, it&#8217;s banned. It&#8217;s banned during the time when homosexuality is not as widely accepted. I wonder if the same content would be banned today.</p><p><a href="http://beconfused.com/index.php?s=An+advertisement+every+Tuesday">An advertisement every Tuesday</a></p><p>Related posts:<ol><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2006/10/31/how-to-see-a-girl-naked/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: seeing//nude'>seeing//nude</a></li><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2005/12/03/xbox-shooting/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: xbox//shooting'>xbox//shooting</a></li><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2006/08/29/nintendos-first-commercial-batteries-not-included/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: nintendo//robot'>nintendo//robot</a></li></ol></p>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://beconfused.com/2006/08/15/hyundai-commercial/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>1</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>new//guy</title><link>http://beconfused.com/2005/06/02/new-guy/</link> <comments>http://beconfused.com/2005/06/02/new-guy/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 02 Jun 2005 15:04:46 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Mr. Dew</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[gay]]></category> <category><![CDATA[humor]]></category> <category><![CDATA[president]]></category> <category><![CDATA[usa]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://beconfused.com/?p=579</guid> <description><![CDATA[United States President George Bush held hands with Saudi Crown Prince Abdullah bin Abdul Aziz. With the recent debate about homosexuality in Singapore, I feel somewhat disturbed. Disturbance in the force.Related posts:<ol><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2008/08/11/george-bush-held-the-american-flag-the-wrong-way/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: George Bush held the American flag the wrong way'>George Bush held the American flag the wrong way</a></li><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2008/04/20/funny-videos-of-george-w-bush/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Funny videos of George W. Bush'>Funny videos of George W. Bush</a></li><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2008/12/15/angry-journalist-threw-his-shoes-at-bush/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Angry journalist threw his shoes at Bush'>Angry journalist threw his shoes at Bush</a></li></ol>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ah look, the president. This is old news, just to let you guys know.</p><p><img src="http://beconfused.s3.amazonaws.com/media/2005/06/George Bush with Saudi Crown Price.jpg" alt="George Bush held hands with new guy." /></p><p>_(George Bush held hands with new guy.)_</p><p>United States President George Bush held hands with Saudi Crown Prince Abdullah bin Abdul Aziz. With the recent debate about homosexuality in Singapore, I feel somewhat disturbed. Disturbance in the force.</p><p>Source: <a href="http://geedubya.blogspot.com/2005/04/no-i-dont-believe-president-bush-is.html">Gee Dubya</a>.</p><p><img src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0373244401.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg" alt="Somehow it seemed like Pregnant Bride by Crystal Green too." /></p><p>_(Somehow it seemed like Pregnant Bride by Crystal Green too.)_</p><p>Related posts:<ol><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2008/08/11/george-bush-held-the-american-flag-the-wrong-way/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: George Bush held the American flag the wrong way'>George Bush held the American flag the wrong way</a></li><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2008/04/20/funny-videos-of-george-w-bush/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Funny videos of George W. Bush'>Funny videos of George W. Bush</a></li><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2008/12/15/angry-journalist-threw-his-shoes-at-bush/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Angry journalist threw his shoes at Bush'>Angry journalist threw his shoes at Bush</a></li></ol></p>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://beconfused.com/2005/06/02/new-guy/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>
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