Happy Independence Day people. Here’s a George Bush video dedicated to Independence Day.
george bush is funny
Have a good weekend.
For weird news, God just sinned:
Man named God arrested for selling cocaine - near a church
TAMPA, FL — Whether his name is a blessing or curse the man named God Lucky Howard was arrested by undercover detectives for selling cocaine in his neighborhood.
If the delivery of cocaine charge isn’t enough Howard is charged with the delivery of cocaine near a church, a school and public housing near North Avon Avenue in Tampa.
After obtaining a warrant Police searched Howard’s home and found an additional 22 grams of cocaine and a scale. (Source: ABC)
Names are getting stranger these days. I prefer the traditional names like Tom, Jack, Bob and John. It’s simple.
This was on Comcast’s Dating On Demand service under the category “One of a Kind.” Needs a husband to carry heavy loads and be obedient and brave. Not willing to fool around in a dragon cave again.
“I could not date a man that does not obey.”
Weird Dating On Demand Video…Dragon Cave?
“Me lose very many husband.”
Comcast may suck but that Dating on Demand is funny.
Seems like someone is clearly mistaken:
<omega> i like star trek because it’s actually pretty realistic. the technology is fiction, but it follows real physics
<Kuiper> In Star Trek, whenever there are torpedoes or phaser fire hitting a ship, you can hear the explosions even though they’re in space. How is that “real physics?”
<omega> in space, explosions are actually louder
<omega> because there is no air to get in the way
<omega> dumbass (Source)
Imagine a film trying to be realistic and offer absolutely no sound effect in space. Probably made a pretty boring film that could’ve belong to the silent film era.
Crazy old internet video from 1997.
MASTER OF THE INTERNET
Is this supposed to make the internet seem cool? I like the part where they say it only takes 10 minutes. Watch how slow it loads too.
Just got this email that promises to upgrade my internet to Web 2.0. I don’t understand the email at all. It’s spam.
Hi,
Mohd Khairul Fiqri Zainuddin just visited our site and thought you would want to see this too.
the ENTIRE Internet is being upgraded and YOU can get it at NO COST.
This summer the Internet will change to Web 2.0 functionality - WILL YOU?
$1 Million Dollars being split between all who sign-up to help spread the word!
(see site details)
I wanted to reply this:
Dear Sir,
I clicked on the link and followed the instructions but my Hotmail still looked like Mail 2002. Please advise.
I would be most glad to upgrade the internet to the latest version 2.0.
Best Regards,
Mr. Dew
Ahh, they shouldn’t have used Electric Six’s Danger High Voltage. Should use Car Wash, the Christina Aguilera featuring Missy Elliott version.
Sumo Car Wash
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