Family Guy meets Disney:
Oh don’t take offense on this. It’s terribly sexist, funny nevertheless:
Women – Know Your Limits
After Dr. Venture succeeds in revivifying a human corpse for fun and profit, a washed up gang of former teen sleuths is convinced that the compound is haunted.
The Scooby Gang’s Final Mystery
It would be funnier if you understood the mandarin in there:
大陸的菊花小姐（笑到肚子痛）
It’s an American Idol style competition for talents.
Japan’s Silent Library is now in USA too thanks to MTV:
This is Japan’s version:
gaki no tsukai silent library ernesto hoost
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Saw this at Pastebin through Reddit:
I recently asked my friends’ little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, ‘If you were President what would be the first thing you would do? ‘
She replied, ‘I’d give food and houses to all the homeless people.’
Her parents beamed.
‘Wow…what a worthy goal.’ I told her, ‘But you don’t have to wait until you’re President to do that.. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and rake my yard, and I’ll pay you $50.
Then I’ll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house. ‘
She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, ‘ Why doesn’t the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?
I said, ‘Welcome to the Republican Party.’
Her parents still aren’t speaking to me.
Source: Pastebin
In an extended view, Craig shows us that you never know what those zany Defense Secretaries might do next.