Jan
19

SingTel’s GOOD service

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I think the person who came out with that service is probably having fun.

SingTel Comcenter building at Somerset.

(SingTel Comcenter building at Somerset.)

GIRO-On-Demand

GIRO-On-Demand (GOOD) is a flexible on-line payment mode that let you control how much you want to pay and when you want to pay. It allows you to pay your SingTel bills as well as for others. With GOOD, you initiate when and how much to be deducted from your nominated bank account. It is a convenient and secure on-line payment mode that does not require you to open an Internet banking account. You just need to sign up a one-time GOOD application form to perform your payment transactions.

Sign up for GOOD now!

Source: SingTel GOOD

I like the part where they say ‘Sign up for good now’.

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Dec
26

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

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“Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo” is a grammatically correct sentence used as an example of how homonyms and homophones can be used to create complicated constructs.

Sentence construction

The sentence is unpunctuated and uses three different readings of the word “buffalo”. In order of their first use, these are:

  • c. The city of Buffalo, New York (or any other place named “Buffalo”), which is used as an adjective in the sentence and is followed by the animal;
  • a. The animal buffalo, in the plural (equivalent to “buffaloes”), in order to avoid articles and is used as a noun;
  • v. The verb “buffalo” meaning to bully, confuse, deceive, or intimidate.

It may be revealing to read the sentence replacing all instances of the animal buffalo with “people” and the verb buffalo with “intimidate”. The sentence then reads

“Buffalo people [whom] Buffalo people intimidate [also happen to] intimidate Buffalo people.”

Preserving the meaning more closely, substituting the synonym “bison” for “buffalo” (animal), “bully” for “buffalo” (verb) and leaving “Buffalo” to mean the city, yields

‘Buffalo bison Buffalo bison bully bully Buffalo bison’, or:
‘Buffalo bison whom other Buffalo bison bully themselves bully Buffalo bison’.

This is the same sentence structure and meaning as ‘Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo’.

Just thought it’s something interesting that I random spotted at Wikipedia. Read more at Wikipedia.

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Jun
11

Twenty words you can use instead of ‘amazing’

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If you’re a regular visitor to Digg, you will know and understand that somebody had to say this sooner or later… Here are 20 words you can use for your headlines instead of the word AMAZING…

  1. Unimaginable
  2. Unanticipated
  3. Phenomenal
  4. Remarkable
  5. Unbelievable
  6. Breathtaking
  7. Tremendous
  8. Unexpected
  9. Spectacular
  10. Unthinkable
  11. Unforeseen
  12. Significant
  13. Stunning
  14. Startling
  15. Splendid
  16. Wonderful
  17. Overwhelming
  18. Stupefying
  19. Staggering
  20. Unpredicted

I’ve got to use some of these words. I keep using amazing, awesome and blah blah. It sounds kinda boring already.

read more | digg story

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Jan
02

Berlitz - Improve your English

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*Berlitz - Improve your English*

An advertisement every Tuesday

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Sep
14

japanese//sex

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This video is contains content that may be inappropriate for viewers before 18 due to language.

In the video, a girl is attempting to teach how to say some sex related conversations. I have no idea what some phrases mean. It supposed to be dirty but it just didn’t turn out sexy - just funny. One Point English Lessons.

Have you prepare your memo pad?

Japanese Prostitutes English Lesson

[Direct link]

I give good head.
You give good head
My parents give good head
My grandmother gives good head.
My relatives give good head too.

Japanese Sex Lessons

Really funny Japanese girl giving American sexual expression lesson.
WARNING: Contain possible inappropriate content for younger viewer.

read more | digg story

First-rate cunt lapping, come’on Toshi, come’on Toshi. Toshi would probably freaked out.

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Jun
25

zuiikin//english

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The television programmes in Japan are just so strange. These Japanese are learning English in the form of aerobics. It sounds silly to me. This one’s Zuiikin English.

The women hear recites, “Take anything you want”, “Spare me my life” and “I was robbed by two men”. They do aerobics too! This segment is called ä¸?è§?ç­?�?�ã??ã?©ï¿½?ã?« (Sankakukin Trouble or De ltoid Muscle Trouble):

View the above video through YouTube.

The men are trying to learn the phrase, “Jaa sonna wakede.” And yes, they do aerobics too. It’s horrible!

View the above video through YouTube.

Spare me my life!

[via TV in Japan]

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Apr
27

ajax//dictionary

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Check out an Ajax dictionary at Dictionary.hm.

I see how these Ajax things are getting more interesting already. It’s not the best Ajax implementation that I’ve seen, but Dictionary.hm does searches quite well generally.

My only complaint is that it seemed slow. A progress bar would be good. It would be even better if it can suggest the words that you are typing too.

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