This blonde dummy is born to be a star. Just watch as she performs a mic check. OK so shes dumb, blonde and talentless, shes gonna be a huge star!
Dumb Blonde Mic Check
Just priceless.
Let’s watch my Facebook request grow longer:
(Facebook requests are getting longer and longer. I wonder how long they would grow. Click to expand the picture.)
Now I have to scroll the bloody thing and my screen resolution is 1680 x 1050. Now I don’t ignore, just waiting for the list to grow, quite fun watching that somehow.
Picture speaks a thousand words:
(There is no Useful Link.)
This method of conveying information to the user is just bad. If there really is nothing to put on the page, hide the bloody button to click on that page totally! Beats being greeted with some lousy placeholder that coudn’t even make me laugh.
Recent polls have shown that a fifth of the americans cannot locate the US on a world map. Why do you think this is? Watch Miss Teen South Carolina answers and fumbles. I think she’s really nervous and it wasn’t easy to come out with an answer that would appease the Americans.
Miss Teen USA 2007 - South Carolina answers a question
US Americans? Is that what they call themselves in US? I believe our education. (more…)
This is just hilarious. Some hacker wannabe got pissed and threaten to hack someone in IRC. He doesn’t even know how to check the person’s IP address so he asked him for it.
127.0.0.1
If you don’t know what that means, it means your own computer. Try ping 127.0.0.1 and you’ll just ping yourself. So this “hacker” typed in 127.0.0.1 into his little problem and start destroying his own computer. The link below has it all.
*Worlds worst hacker (hacks 127.0.0.1)*
This is a transcript of the worlds dummest hacker on an IRC channel.
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George W. Bush is just great in these stuff. He even has a word dedicated to his creative quotes - Bushism - not to beconfused to the religion Buddhism. With quotes like this, I bet Buddha is laughing more heartily these days.
# “I want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me.” — Nashville, Tenn., May 27, 2004
# “Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that the illiteracy level of our children are appalling.” — Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 2004
# “Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at the whim of a hat.” — Washington, D.C., Sept. 17, 2004
# “I want to thank the astronauts who are with us, the courageous spacial entrepreneurs who set such a wonderful example for the young of our country.” — Washington, D.C. Jan. 14, 2004
# “We will make sure our troops have all that is necessary to complete their missions. That’s why I went to the Congress last September and proposed fundamental - supplemental funding, which is money for armor and body parts and ammunition and fuel.” — Erie, Pa., Sept. 4, 2004
# “After standing on the stage, after the debates, I made it very plain, we will not have an all-volunteer army. And yet, this week - we will have an all-volunteer army!” — Daytona Beach, Fla., Oct. 16, 2004
# “Tribal sovereignty means that; it’s sovereign. I mean, you’re a - you’ve been given sovereignty, and you’re viewed as a sovereign entity. And therefore the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities.” — Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004
# “I hear there’s rumors on the Internets that we’re going to have a draft.” — second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004
# “Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across this country.” — Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004
# “Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.” — Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004Source: About.com
This is a continuation of my previous two entries about dumb laws.
It is illegal to come within 50 meters of a pedestrian crossing marker on any street.
Huh? What does this mean. There must have been a mistake here. 50 meters is just too big a number.
If you are convicted of littering three times, you will have to clean the streets on Sundays with a bib on saying, “I am a litterer.” This will then be broadcasted on the local news.
Once again, I never heard of this law. If the Singapore law actually has this shit, our law book is so fucked up. Seriously. It’s not dumb, it’s just screwed up.
It is illegal to pee in an elevator.
This isn’t dumb. This made perfect sense! I blogged about how Urine Detection Device probably works.
(Urine detection device signs in Singapore lifts.)
Trust me, you wouldn’t want pee in the elevator. Lifts claimed to be equipped with Urine detection devices that would take pictures of you peeing. Just don’t pee in the lifts.
Bungee jumping is illegal. (Repealed)
Oh, I remember this one. I don’t think I would try it if it were to be allowed in Singapore. I would say this law is of no concern to me. But they shouldn’t have banned it in the past. It’s dumb.
Conclusion
While there may be many dumb laws that aren’t publicized, laws are there for a reason. Probably because of a past mistake that someone made, probably because of a conservative society. Some laws are written long ago and have yet to be updated even. I think the Singapore law is strict, but it is not dumb. I don’t mind being in Singapore to be with these strict laws. They make sense most of the time. I have never been fined for littering, eating and drinking in train stations, urinating in elevators, walking in my house naked. [That's because I didn't do those.] I am quite a law abiding citizen in a sense.
Which brings me to the point - since I am so law abiding, can the government please take my suggestion and decrease the national service to just 1 year? Change it to 1.5 years, then 1 year or something. Under the Enlistment Act, Singaporean men got to serve 2 years in the army. If the government is really to change the Enlistment Act, it will be too late to affect me actually.
But still, I hope, in future, Singaporean men don’t have to serve the army for 2 years and can contribute to the society as soon as they get out of their studies. You will forget a lot of things after 2 years too, it makes studying harder to continue with.
As usual, I end the post saying that this is a message is written long ago and blah blah. It’s written on May 27, 2005 in fact. I should be in the Physical Training Phase Programme right now. I’ll probably be back on July 1, 2005 which will be soon. Finally.
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