<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?> <rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" ><channel><title>//beconfused &#187; david letterman</title> <atom:link href="http://beconfused.com/tags/david-letterman/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://beconfused.com</link> <description>Oh damn, I need a better tagline than this.</description> <lastBuildDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 12:57:57 +0000</lastBuildDate> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2</generator> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <item><title>Stand up comedian Joe Wong</title><link>http://beconfused.com/2009/05/16/stand-up-comedian-joe-wong/</link> <comments>http://beconfused.com/2009/05/16/stand-up-comedian-joe-wong/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2009 01:29:47 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Mr. Dew</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Entertain Me]]></category> <category><![CDATA[david letterman]]></category> <category><![CDATA[joe wong]]></category> <category><![CDATA[stand-up comedy]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://beconfused.com/?p=2201</guid> <description><![CDATA[Comedian Joe Wong makes his network television debut on the Late Show, 4-17-2009. Joke information &#8211; Benjamin Franklin was one of the Founding Fathers of the United States of America, and also appears on the $100 bill. Stores are robbed for money or $100 bills. The 2nd Amendment gives citizens the right to bear arms (own [...]Related posts:<ol><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2006/01/28/dangerous-polar/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: dangerous//polar'>dangerous//polar</a></li><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2010/03/27/joe-wong-at-rtca-dinner/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Joe Wong at RTCA Dinner'>Joe Wong at RTCA Dinner</a></li><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2006/06/22/cute-teddy-bear-flash-drive/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: teddy//drive'>teddy//drive</a></li></ol>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Comedian Joe Wong makes his network television debut on the Late Show, 4-17-2009.</p><p>Joke information &#8211; Benjamin Franklin was one of the Founding Fathers of the United States of America, and also appears on the $100 bill. Stores are robbed for money or $100 bills. The 2nd Amendment gives citizens the right to bear arms (own guns). Stores are usually robbed with guns. Roe v. Wade is a famous US court case regarding abortion rights. Two ways to get to America is to &#8220;row&#8221; a boat, or &#8220;wade&#8221; (swim).</p><p><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gD0s7gfTotk&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gD0s7gfTotk&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object></p><p>Related posts:<ol><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2006/01/28/dangerous-polar/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: dangerous//polar'>dangerous//polar</a></li><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2010/03/27/joe-wong-at-rtca-dinner/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Joe Wong at RTCA Dinner'>Joe Wong at RTCA Dinner</a></li><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2006/06/22/cute-teddy-bear-flash-drive/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: teddy//drive'>teddy//drive</a></li></ol></p>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://beconfused.com/2009/05/16/stand-up-comedian-joe-wong/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>1</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Letterman&#8217;s top 10 George Bush moments</title><link>http://beconfused.com/2008/12/29/lettermans-top-10-george-bush-moments/</link> <comments>http://beconfused.com/2008/12/29/lettermans-top-10-george-bush-moments/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2008 13:02:23 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Mr. Dew</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[uncategorized]]></category> <category><![CDATA[david letterman]]></category> <category><![CDATA[funny]]></category> <category><![CDATA[george bush]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://beconfused.com/?p=2074</guid> <description><![CDATA[David Letterman pokes fun of George Bush by releasing video clips of the silly mistakes Bush made. Letterman&#8217;s Top 10 George Bush momentsThe left hand now knows what the right hand is doing.Related posts:new//guy George Bush held the American flag the wrong way Funny videos of George W. BushRelated posts:<ol><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2005/06/02/new-guy/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: new//guy'>new//guy</a></li><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2008/08/11/george-bush-held-the-american-flag-the-wrong-way/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: George Bush held the American flag the wrong way'>George Bush held the American flag the wrong way</a></li><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2008/04/20/funny-videos-of-george-w-bush/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Funny videos of George W. Bush'>Funny videos of George W. Bush</a></li></ol>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>David Letterman pokes fun of George Bush by releasing video clips of the silly mistakes Bush made.</p><h3>Letterman&#8217;s Top 10 George Bush moments</h3><p><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rToKEnySb7s&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rToKEnySb7s&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p><p>The left hand now knows what the right hand is doing.</p><p>Related posts:<ol><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2005/06/02/new-guy/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: new//guy'>new//guy</a></li><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2008/08/11/george-bush-held-the-american-flag-the-wrong-way/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: George Bush held the American flag the wrong way'>George Bush held the American flag the wrong way</a></li><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2008/04/20/funny-videos-of-george-w-bush/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Funny videos of George W. Bush'>Funny videos of George W. Bush</a></li></ol></p>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://beconfused.com/2008/12/29/lettermans-top-10-george-bush-moments/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Katie Couric talks about interviewing Sarah Palin</title><link>http://beconfused.com/2008/11/21/katie-couric-talks-about-interviewing-sarah-palin/</link> <comments>http://beconfused.com/2008/11/21/katie-couric-talks-about-interviewing-sarah-palin/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 08:54:48 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Mr. Dew</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[politics]]></category> <category><![CDATA[david letterman]]></category> <category><![CDATA[katie couric]]></category> <category><![CDATA[sarah palin]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://beconfused.com/?p=2028</guid> <description><![CDATA[The interviewer get interviewed by David Letterman. For the first time, Katie Couric talks about her interviews with Sarah Palin. Late Show &#8211; Katie Couric Post-Palin&#8220;Clearly she was struggling with some of the answers.&#8221;Related posts:David Letterman makes fun of Paris Hilton Sarah Palin got punked by DJs Palin Sued for Private E-Mails About State BusinessRelated posts:<ol><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2007/09/30/david-letterman-makes-fun-of-paris-hilton/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: David Letterman makes fun of Paris Hilton'>David Letterman makes fun of Paris Hilton</a></li><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2008/11/02/sarah-palin-got-punked-by-djs/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Sarah Palin got punked by DJs'>Sarah Palin got punked by DJs</a></li><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2008/10/06/palin-sued-for-private-e-mails-about-state-business/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Palin Sued for Private E-Mails About State Business'>Palin Sued for Private E-Mails About State Business</a></li></ol>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The interviewer get interviewed by David Letterman.</p><p>For the first time, Katie Couric talks about her interviews with Sarah Palin.</p><h3>Late Show &#8211; Katie Couric Post-Palin</h3><p><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/RfV8U16OkL0&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/RfV8U16OkL0&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p><p>&#8220;Clearly she was struggling with some of the answers.&#8221;</p><p>Related posts:<ol><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2007/09/30/david-letterman-makes-fun-of-paris-hilton/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: David Letterman makes fun of Paris Hilton'>David Letterman makes fun of Paris Hilton</a></li><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2008/11/02/sarah-palin-got-punked-by-djs/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Sarah Palin got punked by DJs'>Sarah Palin got punked by DJs</a></li><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2008/10/06/palin-sued-for-private-e-mails-about-state-business/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Palin Sued for Private E-Mails About State Business'>Palin Sued for Private E-Mails About State Business</a></li></ol></p>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://beconfused.com/2008/11/21/katie-couric-talks-about-interviewing-sarah-palin/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>McCain suspends presidential campaign</title><link>http://beconfused.com/2008/09/26/mccain-suspends-presidential-campaign/</link> <comments>http://beconfused.com/2008/09/26/mccain-suspends-presidential-campaign/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 10:24:26 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Mr. Dew</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[uncategorized]]></category> <category><![CDATA[craig ferguson]]></category> <category><![CDATA[david letterman]]></category> <category><![CDATA[president]]></category> <category><![CDATA[television]]></category> <category><![CDATA[usa]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://beconfused.com/?p=1987</guid> <description><![CDATA[Craig Ferguson puts it well: Craig Ferguson on McCain suspending his CampaignFerguson warns McCain and his audience, &#8220;If you cross David Letterman, you cross me!&#8221;, on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson. Love his Scott accent.Related posts:David Letterman makes fun of Paris Hilton Katie Couric talks about interviewing Sarah Palin The day Sarah Palin criedRelated posts:<ol><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2007/09/30/david-letterman-makes-fun-of-paris-hilton/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: David Letterman makes fun of Paris Hilton'>David Letterman makes fun of Paris Hilton</a></li><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2008/11/21/katie-couric-talks-about-interviewing-sarah-palin/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Katie Couric talks about interviewing Sarah Palin'>Katie Couric talks about interviewing Sarah Palin</a></li><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2008/11/06/the-day-sarah-palin-cried/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: The day Sarah Palin cried'>The day Sarah Palin cried</a></li></ol>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Craig Ferguson puts it well:</p><h3>Craig Ferguson on McCain suspending his Campaign</h3><p><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5DT3Dest47U&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5DT3Dest47U&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p><p>Ferguson warns McCain and his audience, &#8220;If you cross David Letterman, you cross me!&#8221;, on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson.</p><p>Love his Scott accent.</p><p>Related posts:<ol><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2007/09/30/david-letterman-makes-fun-of-paris-hilton/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: David Letterman makes fun of Paris Hilton'>David Letterman makes fun of Paris Hilton</a></li><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2008/11/21/katie-couric-talks-about-interviewing-sarah-palin/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: Katie Couric talks about interviewing Sarah Palin'>Katie Couric talks about interviewing Sarah Palin</a></li><li><a href='http://beconfused.com/2008/11/06/the-day-sarah-palin-cried/' rel='bookmark' title='Permanent Link: The day Sarah Palin cried'>The day Sarah Palin cried</a></li></ol></p>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://beconfused.com/2008/09/26/mccain-suspends-presidential-campaign/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>
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