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Environmentalists report illegal logging, beavers found as culprits

This is rather funny, a group of environmentalists were upset trees are being removed and reported the incident to the police. The police found no illegal logging perform, just a beaver dam nearby. I love the policeman’s quote: “The campaigners are feeling pretty stupid. There’s nothing more natural than a beaver.”

BEAVERS BREAK THE LAW

Green campaigners called police after discovering an illegal logging site in a nature reserve – only to find the culprits were a gang of beavers.

Environmentalists found 20 neatly stacked tree trunks and others marked with notches for felling at a beauty-spot in Subkowy, northern Poland.

But when officers followed a trail left by a tree which had been dragged away, they found a beaver dam right across the river, as reported by the Austrian Times.

A police spokesman said: “The campaigners are feeling pretty stupid. There’s nothing more natural than a beaver.” (Source: OK)

God caught selling cocaine near a church

For weird news, God just sinned:

Man named God arrested for selling cocaine – near a church

TAMPA, FL — Whether his name is a blessing or curse the man named God Lucky Howard was arrested by undercover detectives for selling cocaine in his neighborhood.

If the delivery of cocaine charge isn’t enough Howard is charged with the delivery of cocaine near a church, a school and public housing near North Avon Avenue in Tampa.

After obtaining a warrant Police searched Howard’s home and found an additional 22 grams of cocaine and a scale. (Source: ABC)

Names are getting stranger these days. I prefer the traditional names like Tom, Jack, Bob and John. It’s simple.

Japanese woman caught living in man’s closet

He became suspicious when the food started disappearing. But she lived there FOR A YEAR.

Japanese woman caught living in man’s closet

TOKYO – A homeless woman who sneaked into a man’s house and lived undetected in his closet for a year was arrested in Japan after he became suspicious when food mysteriously began disappearing.

Police found the 58-year-old woman Thursday hiding in the top compartment of the man’s closet and arrested her for trespassing, police spokesman Hiroki Itakura from southern Kasuya town said Friday.

The resident of the home installed security cameras that transmitted images to his mobile phone after becoming puzzled by food disappearing from his kitchen over the past several months.

The woman told police she had no place to live and first sneaked into the man’s house about a year ago when he left it unlocked.

She had moved a mattress into the small closet space and even took showers, Itakura said, calling the woman “neat and clean.”

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This is kinda freaky actually. Makes good plot in horror stories.

Upskirter Asuka Sawamoto

Claimed by herself to be the most hated person in Akiba, Asuka Sawamoto (30 yrs old) was arrested in suspicion of violating a ‘prevention of nuisance law’. Sawamoto has appeared in Akiba since last year doing live performances and showing off her buttocks and crotch to gather a crowd before distributing flyers for her live events. She climbs up the railing and lifts up her leg during these photo-taking sessions, catering to the so-called low anglers, or cameraman who has a preference of taking pictures from a low angle. The police has a problem with her gathering a crowd around her and has warned her many times to no avail. Many bloggers including Akibablog’s Mr Geek suspects that Sawamoto was asked to show off her buttocks by the TV station and indeed the TV stations have caught ample footages of her, with the reporter and the commentators strongly condemning her actions. There were doubts as to whether the whole saga was staged for the mass media to paint Akiba in a bad light. Sawamoto has written on her blog that she was expecting to meet three TV stations implying that they are expecting her to stage another show. (Source: Akibanana)

The following video highlights some of Akihabara cosplay culture. If you fast forward to the second minute, I think there’s even a guy cosplaying as a girl which is just wrong. I’m having breakfast cereal and lost my appetite.

I can’t help but to wonder if the police are cosplayers.

Asian Photography 101: Catching the Upskirt [pic]

Upskirter Asuka Sawamoto

(Upskirter Asuka Sawamoto)

Hilarious picture encompassing what it takes to be a kickass Asian photographer… :)

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How to locate a crime suspect in a building?

It’s a rule, regardless of the situation.


It’s a rule, regardless of the situation.
(from CollegeHumor)

Police checked the area and found an open door in the back of the building. An officer went inside and called out, “Marco.”

The main’s name was not Marco, detective Tim Dohr said. Instead, “the officer was trying to inject some humor into the situation.”

Police found the suspect after he responded, “Polo.”

[via Digg]

This cheered me up a little, hahaa…