//beconfused » Entertain Me http://beconfused.com Oh damn, I need a better tagline than this. Sat, 31 Oct 2009 17:23:19 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 en hourly 1 Party in the USA in sign language http://beconfused.com/2009/11/01/party-in-the-usa-in-sign-language/ http://beconfused.com/2009/11/01/party-in-the-usa-in-sign-language/#comments Sat, 31 Oct 2009 17:23:19 +0000 Mr. Dew http://beconfused.com/?p=2311
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    • ]]>     Miley Cyrus’ single “Party in the USA” performed in American Sign Language by Stephen Torrence. Lyrics below as always. Enjoy!

    Miley Cyrus – Party in the USA – ASL Song

    Miley Cyrus – Party in the USA – ASL Song

    I hopped off the plane at LAX
    PLANE EXIT [LAX]
    With a dream and my cardigan
    HAVE DREAM AND COAT
    Welcome to the land of fame excess,
    THIS PLACE FAMOUS, EXCESSIVE
    Am I gonna fit in?
    PEOPLE ACCEPT ME?

    Jumped in the cab,
    [CAB] RIDE
    Here I am for the first time
    {RIDE AROUND}
    Look to the right and I see the Hollywood sign
    [Look right] SIGN-[HOLLYWOOD]
    This is all so crazy
    WOW, OVERWHELMED
    Everybody seems so famous
    ALL PEOPLE FAMOUS

    My tummys turnin and I’m feelin kinda home sick
    STOMACH SICK, HOME I MISS
    Too much pressure and I’m nervous,
    STRESSED, NERVOUS
    That’s when the taxi man turned on the radio
    DRIVER RADIO, TURN-UP
    and a Jay Z song was on
    AHA! [JAY Z] MUSIC
    and the Jay Z song was on
    [JAY Z] MUSIC x2

    [chorus]

    So I put my hands up
    {HANDS OVERHEAD}
    Theyre playing my song,
    MY SONG HEAR-IT
    And the butterflies fly away
    BUTTERFLIES {FLYING}
    Noddin my head like yea
    {NODDING} YES
    Movin my hips like yea
    {HIPS SWING} YES
    I got my hands up,
    {HANDS OVERHEAD}
    Theyre playin my song
    MY SONG HEAR-IT
    I know im gonna be ok
    I KNOW MY FUTURE FINE
    Yea, It’s a party in the USA
    YES, PARTY IN [USA] x2

    Get to the club in my taxicab
    [CAB] RIDE-TO [CLUB]
    Everybody’s lookin at me now
    {ALL EYES ON ME}
    Like whos that chick, thats rockin kicks?
    SEE GIRL, WHO?
    She gotta be from out of town
    NOT FROM-HERE

    So hard with my girls not around me
    HARD WITHOUT ENCOURAGEMENT
    Its definitely not a Nashville party
    NOT HOME PARTY
    Cause all I see are stilletos
    SEE-ALL, HIGH HEELS-ALL
    I guess I never got the memo
    NO ONE INFORM-ME

    My tummys turnin and I’m feelin kinda home sick
    STOMACH SICK, HOME I MISS
    Too much pressure and I’m nervous
    STRESSED, NERVOUS
    That’s when the D.J. dropped my favorite tune
    DJ PICK NEW SONG
    and a Britney song was on
    AHA! [BRITNEY] MUSIC x3

    [chorus]

    Feel like hoppin’ on a flight (on a flight)
    NIGHT WANT FLY-AWAY
    Back to my hometown tonight (town tonight)
    HOME FLY-ARRIVE
    Something stops me everytime (everytime)
    BUT ALWAYS I STOP WHY?
    The DJ plays my song and I feel alright
    DJ PICK MY SONG, I FEEL OK

    [chorus]

    [chorus]

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