Sarah Silverman sings I’m Fucking Matt Damon in the Jimmy Kimmel Live. Jimmy Kimmel was previously known for cutting off Matt Damon’s appearances on TV, always saying something like “Apologies to Matt Damon, due to constraints…” The tune’s so catchy and I replayed it 10 times already I think.
Sarah Silverman “I’m F*cking Matt Damon” on Jimmy Kimmel
Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel has been dating since 2002. Silverman has her own show The Sarah Silverman Program at Comedy Central.
Sarah Silverman - I’m F*cking Matt Damon Lyrics
SS: I’m fucking Matt Damon
MD: She’s fucking Matt Damon
SS: I’m sorry but it’s true
SS: I’m fucking Matt Damon
MD: She’s fucking Matt Damon
SS: I’m not imaging it’s you
SS: I’m fucking Matt Damon
MD: On the bed, on the floor
On a towel by the door,
In the tub, in the car,
Up against the mini-bar
SS: I’m fucking Matt Damon
MD: She’s fucking Matt Damon
SS: While you’re drinking diet Snapple
SS: I said I’m fucking Matt Damon
MD: She said she’s fucking Matt Damon
MD: Hey Kimmel, how do you like them apples?
SS: Hey Jim, don’t take it bad
Remember all the good times we had
Like the time we went fishing
And we caught a bunch of fish
Then you puked in the bucket
On the fish that we caught
Girls: Knock knock!
Boys: Who’s that knocking at my door?
Girls: Amfa!
Boys: Amfa who?
Girls: I’m fucking Matt Damon
Boys: She’s fucking Matt Damon
SS: I’m fucking Matt Damon
MD: She’s fucking Matt Damon
SS: And you know that I ain’t lying
SS: I said I’m fucking Matt Damon
MD: She’s fucking Matt Damon
SS: Ask The Insider’s Pat O’Brien
SS: On the bed, on the floor
On a towel by the door,
In the tub, in the car,
Up against the mini-bar
MD: She’s fucking Matt Damon
SS: She’s fucking Matt Damon
MD: She’s fucking Matt Damon
Tags: celebrities, comedy, music, sex, television, usa
im not sure
by döner (Feb 16, 2008 at 7 PM)btw im a german guy
but i think its the bucket of fish and noch the bucket on the fish. and a wanna now whats she is singing at 4:01.
please correct me if im wrong.
well done
[...] response to Sarah Silverman doing Matt Damon, Jimmy Kimmel announced he did the same with Ben [...]
by Jimmy Kimmel f-ing Ben Affleck response to Matt and Sarah | //beconfused (Feb 26, 2008 at 1 AM)omg i saw this and just about peed my pants… but i have to admit that the Jimmy Kimmel response was better…….. but this was still good lol
by Dana (Mar 4, 2008 at 10 AM)at 4.01 she says ‘ i love matt damon’
by jade (Mar 5, 2008 at 2 AM)This is for donÃr, in the 4:01 she said I love L.A.!!
Sarah Silverman: Hey Jimmyâ¦itâs me. Iâm in ahh, a hotelâ¦I donât know Iâve been on the road so long I..I donât even know what city Iâm in any more to be honest. Anyway, Iâve been thinking about you a lot, and ahh, Iâve been needing to tell you something. I donât know why I havenât but itâs important, I mean weâve been together for so long, over 5 years, and I still havenât told you and itâs just not right, so here it goes.
by Jonathan (Apr 8, 2008 at 5 AM)Sarah Silverman: Iâm fucking Matt Damon
Matt Damon: Sheâs fucking Matt Damon
Sarah Silverman: Iâm sorry but itâs true
Sarah Silverman: Iâm fucking Matt Damon
Matt Damon: Sheâs fucking Matt Damon
Sarah Silverman: Iâm not imagining itâs you
Sarah Silverman: Iâm fucking Matt Damon
Matt Damon: On the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the mini-bar
Sarah Silverman: Iâm fucking Matt Damon
Matt Damon: Sheâs fucking Matt Damon
Sarah Silverman: While youâre drinking diet Snapple
Sarah Silverman: I said Iâm fucking Matt Damon
Matt Damon: She said sheâs fucking Matt Damon
Matt Damon: Hey Kimmel, how do you like them apples? Get it? âCause, âcause Iâm talking about her breastsâ¦
Sarah Silverman: Yeahâ¦itâsâ¦itâs funnyâ¦
Sarah Silverman: Hey Jim, donât take it badâ¦Remember all the good times we hadâ¦Like the time we went fishingâ¦And we caught a bunch of fishâ¦Then you puked in the bucketâ¦On the fish that we caughtâ¦
Girls: Knock knock!
Boys: Whoâs that knocking at my door?
Girls: Imefa!
Boys: Imefa who?
Girls: Iâm fucking Matt Damon!
Boys: Sheâs fucking Matt Damon!
Sarah Silverman: Analyze!
Everyone: F-U-C-K Matt D-A-M-O-Nâ¦I said F-U-C-K Matt D-A-M-O-N
Sarah Silverman: Iâm fucking Matt Damon
Matt Damon: Sheâs fucking Matt Damon
Sarah Silverman: And you know that I ainât lying
Sarah Silverman: I said Iâm fucking Matt Damon
Matt Damon: Sheâs fucking Matt Damon
Sarah Silverman: Ask The Insiderâs Pat OâBrien
The Insiderâs Pat OâBrien: Itâs true, The Insider has confirmed that she is in fact fucking Matt Damon
Sarah Silverman: [Remember when] Last week when I was playing Scrabble with you online, I was fucking Matt Damon
Matt Damon: [Remember when] You went back and forth to do your show and Regis and Kellyâs show, she was DEFINITELY fucking Matt Damon
Sarah Silverman: [Remember when] I told you I was fucking Matt Damon? I WAS fucking Matt Damon.
Sarah Silverman: On the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the mini-bar
Matt Damon: Sheâs fucking Matt Damon
Sarah Silverman: Sheâs fucking Matt Damon
Matt Damon: Sheâs fucking Matt Damon
Sarah Silverman: I love L.A.!
Sarah Silverman: So, thatâs itâ¦ummâ¦.I think I was clear?
Matt Damon: No, you did great.
Sarah Silverman: Oohh, it was okay. [laughs]
Matt Damon: Pretty damn good.
Sarah Silverman: Ummm, anywayâ¦umm, you know, we had a great run Jim and ahhh, I hope thereâs no hard feelings, I hope we can be friends. Iâm friends with all my boyfriends, my old boyfriends. If anything isnât clear or you need closure of some kind, please please call my publicist Amy Zvi at BNCPR. So take care
Matt Damon: You know what? Stop right thereâ¦.Jimmy weâre out of timeâ¦sorry.
Sarah Silverman: [laughs] You are soo bad!
Matt Damon: A little bit, letâs put that guitar down and go fuck Matt Damonâ¦See ya Jimmy.