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I don’t like cockroaches, as in those found in my house not the blogger. In fact I hate them so much that each time I see them, I have an urge to kill them.

My murder weapon of choice is hot water. After I documented it on September 16th, 2004, this method gained popularity with my family. And we are all ambassadors of killing cockroaches with hot water. Each cockroach killed is one frightened human being lesser! I should get the Nobel Prize for Peace, I tell ya.

Anyway, I just spotted a cockroach again. It’s right on top of my toilet bowl and I daren’t pee in front of it. I mean, it’s so shameful to pee in front of a cockroach.

So I fetch some hot water from the flask using a cup. Then I aimed carefully. And I splashed the hot water on it. The cockroach tried to escape but it’s just too late. It slipped down slightly and slide all the way into the toilet bowl.

Yes! Another victory for me. So I walked in front of the toilet bowl. I saw the cockroach struggle. How can I pee this way. It’s embarassing as the cockroach is not dead yet.

I grabbed the Duck Toilet liquid cleaning kit and poured like 2 gallons into the toilet bowl. And the cockroach stopped moving. It must be poisoned to death or something. I now bring down the total amount of cockroaches once again.

I flushed the toilet and finally the cockroach is gone for good.

Killing Cockroaches for Dummies:

# Prepare hot water in a cup.
# Aim and splash hot water onto cockroach.
# Prepare more water and pour till it dies.

Satisfied guarantee!

Tags: animals, death, how to, toilet