I am considered to be aiding in research work even though I got to admit sometimes it is just too hard for me. I don’t get the logic behind doing certain tasks.
How to read a woman by her breasts
Italian researcher Piero Lorenzoni claims he can tell a womanâ??s personality from the size and shape of her breasts, reported Ananova.com, citing the German-language Bild newspaper.He has categorised breast types according to fruits and says men can draw up their own horoscope-style chart that indicates what a womanâ??s chest size says about her.
According to the chart, women with large, round, “melon”-like breasts want to be “spoiled and admired, (and) seldom like sex”, while those with oval-shaped, “pineapple” breasts are “intelligent, romantic and faithful”. Women with small, “cherry”-like breasts are allegedly “funny, exciting, entertaining, intelligent and moderately interested in sex”.
Mr Lorenzoni said “grapefruit”-shaped breasts do not bode well for good sex (”bashful and homely”), nor do “orange”-shaped breasts (”has little interest in sex, likes conversation”) and “pear”-shaped breasts (”very religious”).
via TODAY (Singapore)
Okay, that is one research I would be so ashame to be involved in. What the hell is this Mr. Piero Lorenzoni trying to do. Just when I thought the whole horoscope-tells-your-personality thing is crap.
In my opinion, this is just so disgracing. I wonder if he actually gets paid to analyze breasts. They would be a dream job for some I am sure. But not me certainly, I would be so embarrassed to reveal my job scope.
Fellow researcher: Hey, Mr. Dew, what have you been researching into now?
Mr. Dew: Er, just researching on a couple of more criterias to fit into breasts consensus. I am considering the fact that women from different regions may have breasts that express certain traits that are different from others.
Oh man, this is so disgracing. I’ll end my post.
Tags: odd world
“Bild” is the most read German newspaper, and the worst one. 90% of all its contents is based on lies. and it’s anti-Turkish.
Anyway, “Axel-Springer” publishing is the most powerful in Germany, including the boycott of the German spelling reform.
So whatever they write: Close your eyes, don’t read it!
by Nafcom (Feb 24, 2005 at 8 PM)er… interesting… very interesting
but quite useless. i don’t really believe this. did he also publish the basis of his results and conclusions?
by sky (Feb 24, 2005 at 9 PM)Nafcom: What’s ‘Bild’? It sounded strange as a paper. I don’t suppose it is a serious paper because the name doesn’t sound professional.
sky: I do not know actually. I quoted the entire article. It’s a strange research though. I wonder who the hell would accept his paper for publishing. Probably the the tabloid media.
by Mr. Dew (Feb 24, 2005 at 11 PM)@Mr Dew: “Bild” means this. â??Bildâ?? is the most read German newspaper, and the worst one.
It should be named “Pulp” instead!
Well, they think they are serious…
by Nafcom (Feb 25, 2005 at 2 AM)“Bild spoke with the death”
Nafcom: You said 90% of the news are based on lies. hmmmmp.. Is that a tabloid paper then?
by Mr. Dew (Feb 25, 2005 at 7 AM)ya, it sounds totally tabloid. I mean saying that boob size is a hint of personality is like saying something as stupid as many asian girls for example have similar personalities and girls of another race with a predisposition to bigger boobs will be more outgoing or something.
I mean , boobs are fun in their own (obvious) way, but that really is sad.
by pketh (Feb 25, 2005 at 9 AM)pketh: You’re right. I don’t believe in the whole tell-your-personality-from-your-breasts thing. It’s crap. But it’s funny that someone actually tried to research on this shit.
by Mr. Dew (Feb 25, 2005 at 9 AM)@Mr Dew & pketh! Yep, it is!
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