Ben and Shawn bought a photo book. You know, those that feature a sexy girl kinda books? [EDIT: Those are often called 'photobooks'.] It’s hard cover and she looks really hot. I can’t remember her name! It’s Hitomi-something, I don’t remember.
She has this look that is cute and sexy. Sexily cute. Cutely sexy. Ah, page 33 even has her in the cute and tiny.. *ahem* Well, the book’s very stylish. The photographs are very artistic. The scenery is really good too. I can’t wait to get my digital camera and I’ll fly to Japan and find her! I mean, her photographer. You know, so that I can know where the sceneries are from.
The book costs SG$71! As much as I would want to enjoy viewing them, I will not spend money buying such things. I don’t think it’s worth it. A chat with Ben yesterday revealed that he thinks it’s worth the money. He also added that having spent SG$71, the only thing he can do to make his money worthwhile is to view the photo book every day!
There is even a comment that if the book is with Ben, the pages might stick together. [Think dirty.] I think Shawn said it. I told Zhi Yuan, if he wants to borrow it, he will be disappointed because the only page you can open fully is the one that details on the copyrights and publishing! [Read: The other pages stick together.]
Ben and Shawn invested SG$40 and SG$31 respectively into this venture. As you can see, Ben is the major shareholder. Before that, they bought UpToBoy, a Japanese magazine which they completely not understand. UpToBoy is one of those “hyper visual magazine for men”, if you get what I mean. I looked at the cover and saw someone quite familiar…
Nah, it’s not my mother. [No, Grandma, it's not you either!] It’s Natsumi Abe. She was from Morning Musume. She graduated from there already. She’s pretty, I tell you. I picked up the magazine and flipped it with disinterest. I got to pretend that I am not interested because Ben is telling me that I should pay. Now, where is my Nacchi music video..? [Nacchi is Natsumi Abe's nickname in Morning Musume.]
Ben and Shawn, being fans of larger-attributed women, didn’t find Natsumi satisfying apparently. So they went on and bought back Hitomi. Hitomi’s sexy poses reigns in every aspect of er.. photography, yeah, reigns in photography.
Oh, I found my Nacchi music video. I’ll end now. Here’s the conclusion:
If Shawn’s mother found out about the photo book, he’ll certainly get killed. At least he can die a happy man.
Ja ne [See you]. If only I can understand what’s Nacchi singing about. Subarashii. Suteki. Suki. Sugoi. Super Sugoi. Subete Subarashii deSu. [Just a whole string of crap expressing amazement and fondness. Probably wrong, since I gotten it from Japanese anime and anyhow plant them together.]
Disclaimer: Okay, let’s be quick on this; my video has started playing. Ben and Shawn are good people. Posting has been exaggerated for reading and writing pleasure. Hitomi’s beauty have been exaggerated too.
Tags: books, japan, morning musume, music, natsumi abe, people, sexy
[...] And, today, we have FHM, Maxim and recently – S.N.A.G. (Sensual New Age Guy). Soon, we’ll probably see photobooks of Fiona Xie, Ericia Lee and probably, hot-mama Zoe Tay. And later, perhaps – just perhaps – we’ll get to see image videos of Mediacorp artists acting cute, playing volleyball with the video cameramen, released with a photobook, a 15 minutes commentary about how hard was it to pose and a minute of bloopers. [...]
by //beconfused » Blog Archive » ann//kok (Feb 1, 2006 at 10 PM)