Feb
02

Sarah Silverman sings I’m Fucking Matt Damon

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Sarah Silverman sings I’m Fucking Matt Damon in the Jimmy Kimmel Live. Jimmy Kimmel was previously known for cutting off Matt Damon’s appearances on TV, always saying something like “Apologies to Matt Damon, due to constraints…” The tune’s so catchy and I replayed it 10 times already I think.

Sarah Silverman “I’m F*cking Matt Damon” on Jimmy Kimmel

Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel has been dating since 2002. Silverman has her own show The Sarah Silverman Program at Comedy Central.

Sarah Silverman - I’m F*cking Matt Damon Lyrics

SS: I’m fucking Matt Damon
MD: She’s fucking Matt Damon
SS: I’m sorry but it’s true

SS: I’m fucking Matt Damon
MD: She’s fucking Matt Damon
SS: I’m not imaging it’s you

SS: I’m fucking Matt Damon
MD: On the bed, on the floor
On a towel by the door,
In the tub, in the car,
Up against the mini-bar

SS: I’m fucking Matt Damon
MD: She’s fucking Matt Damon
SS: While you’re drinking diet Snapple

SS: I said I’m fucking Matt Damon
MD: She said she’s fucking Matt Damon
MD: Hey Kimmel, how do you like them apples?

SS: Hey Jim, don’t take it bad
Remember all the good times we had
Like the time we went fishing
And we caught a bunch of fish
Then you puked in the bucket
On the fish that we caught

Girls: Knock knock!
Boys: Who’s that knocking at my door?
Girls: Amfa!
Boys: Amfa who?
Girls: I’m fucking Matt Damon
Boys: She’s fucking Matt Damon

SS: I’m fucking Matt Damon
MD: She’s fucking Matt Damon
SS: And you know that I ain’t lying

SS: I said I’m fucking Matt Damon
MD: She’s fucking Matt Damon
SS: Ask The Insider’s Pat O’Brien

SS: On the bed, on the floor
On a towel by the door,
In the tub, in the car,
Up against the mini-bar
MD: She’s fucking Matt Damon
SS: She’s fucking Matt Damon
MD: She’s fucking Matt Damon

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5 comments for “Sarah Silverman sings I’m Fucking Matt Damon”

  1. im not sure
    btw im a german guy
    but i think its the bucket of fish and noch the bucket on the fish. and a wanna now whats she is singing at 4:01.
    please correct me if im wrong.
    well done :)

    by döner (Feb 16, 2008 at 7 PM)
  2. [...] response to Sarah Silverman doing Matt Damon, Jimmy Kimmel announced he did the same with Ben [...]

    by Jimmy Kimmel f-ing Ben Affleck response to Matt and Sarah | //beconfused (Feb 26, 2008 at 1 AM)
  3. omg i saw this and just about peed my pants… but i have to admit that the Jimmy Kimmel response was better…….. but this was still good lol

    by Dana (Mar 4, 2008 at 10 AM)
  4. at 4.01 she says ‘ i love matt damon’

    by jade (Mar 5, 2008 at 2 AM)
  5. This is for donËr, in the 4:01 she said I love L.A.!!

    Sarah Silverman: Hey Jimmy…it’s me. I’m in ahh, a hotel…I don’t know I’ve been on the road so long I..I don’t even know what city I’m in any more to be honest. Anyway, I’ve been thinking about you a lot, and ahh, I’ve been needing to tell you something. I don’t know why I haven’t but it’s important, I mean we’ve been together for so long, over 5 years, and I still haven’t told you and it’s just not right, so here it goes.
    Sarah Silverman: I’m fucking Matt Damon
    Matt Damon: She’s fucking Matt Damon
    Sarah Silverman: I’m sorry but it’s true
    Sarah Silverman: I’m fucking Matt Damon
    Matt Damon: She’s fucking Matt Damon
    Sarah Silverman: I’m not imagining it’s you
    Sarah Silverman: I’m fucking Matt Damon
    Matt Damon: On the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the mini-bar
    Sarah Silverman: I’m fucking Matt Damon
    Matt Damon: She’s fucking Matt Damon
    Sarah Silverman: While you’re drinking diet Snapple
    Sarah Silverman: I said I’m fucking Matt Damon
    Matt Damon: She said she’s fucking Matt Damon
    Matt Damon: Hey Kimmel, how do you like them apples? Get it? ‘Cause, ’cause I’m talking about her breasts…
    Sarah Silverman: Yeah…it’s…it’s funny…
    Sarah Silverman: Hey Jim, don’t take it bad…Remember all the good times we had…Like the time we went fishing…And we caught a bunch of fish…Then you puked in the bucket…On the fish that we caught…
    Girls: Knock knock!
    Boys: Who’s that knocking at my door?
    Girls: Imefa!
    Boys: Imefa who?
    Girls: I’m fucking Matt Damon!
    Boys: She’s fucking Matt Damon!
    Sarah Silverman: Analyze!
    Everyone: F-U-C-K Matt D-A-M-O-N…I said F-U-C-K Matt D-A-M-O-N
    Sarah Silverman: I’m fucking Matt Damon
    Matt Damon: She’s fucking Matt Damon
    Sarah Silverman: And you know that I ain’t lying
    Sarah Silverman: I said I’m fucking Matt Damon
    Matt Damon: She’s fucking Matt Damon
    Sarah Silverman: Ask The Insider’s Pat O’Brien
    The Insider’s Pat O’Brien: It’s true, The Insider has confirmed that she is in fact fucking Matt Damon
    Sarah Silverman: [Remember when] Last week when I was playing Scrabble with you online, I was fucking Matt Damon
    Matt Damon: [Remember when] You went back and forth to do your show and Regis and Kelly’s show, she was DEFINITELY fucking Matt Damon
    Sarah Silverman: [Remember when] I told you I was fucking Matt Damon? I WAS fucking Matt Damon.
    Sarah Silverman: On the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the mini-bar
    Matt Damon: She’s fucking Matt Damon
    Sarah Silverman: She’s fucking Matt Damon
    Matt Damon: She’s fucking Matt Damon
    Sarah Silverman: I love L.A.!
    Sarah Silverman: So, that’s it…umm….I think I was clear?
    Matt Damon: No, you did great.
    Sarah Silverman: Oohh, it was okay. [laughs]
    Matt Damon: Pretty damn good.
    Sarah Silverman: Ummm, anyway…umm, you know, we had a great run Jim and ahhh, I hope there’s no hard feelings, I hope we can be friends. I’m friends with all my boyfriends, my old boyfriends. If anything isn’t clear or you need closure of some kind, please please call my publicist Amy Zvi at BNCPR. So take care
    Matt Damon: You know what? Stop right there….Jimmy we’re out of time…sorry.
    Sarah Silverman: [laughs] You are soo bad!
    Matt Damon: A little bit, let’s put that guitar down and go fuck Matt Damon…See ya Jimmy.

    by Jonathan (Apr 8, 2008 at 5 AM)
 

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