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Who makes the best patients for surgeons?

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Who Make The Best Patients For Surgeons?

The 1st surgeon says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table. When you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”

The 2nd responds, “Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded.”

The 3rd surgeon says, “No, I really think librarians are the best everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”

The 4th surgeon chimes in, “You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end & if the job takes longer than you said it would, no big deal.”

But the 5th surgeon topped them all.

“You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There are no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, & no spine. And on top of that, the head & the ass are interchangeable.”

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3 comments for “Who makes the best patients for surgeons?”

  1. hahaha, I loved this one

    by pketh (Oct 22, 2007 at 12 PM)
  2. Not exactly on-topic, but somehow, this reminded me of this: http://www.pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF219-Transfer_Patient.jpg#204

    by cactusbeetroot (Oct 22, 2007 at 3 PM)
  3. That was wonderful! Pure art! I am going to post it (giving you credit, of course) on nakedEric. http://nakederic.wordpress.com - If you want me to remove it, just shoot me an email. I LOVE IT!

    -NE

    by nakedEric (Nov 10, 2007 at 5 PM)
 

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