This post contains Harry Potter spoilers, if you’re not interested (unlike me), please do not ever scroll down because you’re be sad for the whole month. Read more if you wish to know the spoiler.
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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is the final installation of the Harry Potter series.
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I have not much idea of the Harry Potter book since I haven’t been exactly following it.
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Emma Watson is really pretty in the film though and no one cares about Ron. I mean I don’t even remember the actor’s name.
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And news has it that the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows has actually appeared in BitTorrent trackers. It is not legal to obtain a copy of the book through BitTorrent though.
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Okay here are the spoilers!
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List of important characters who died:
- Ron dies.
- Lupin dies.
- Percy dies (this death occurs before the wedding, inevitably throwing events into chaos).
- Voldemort dies.
- Snape dies.
Ron is killed by Bellatrix Lestrange in The Battle of Hogwarts, but Neville manages to finish off Bellatrix after Ron weakens her before his death. And Harry is not a horcrux. Dumbledore is more than meets the eye. Hermione didn’t end up with Harry, she end up in at St. Mungo’s as a healer.
For more Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows spoilers, check this site out.
I was thinking how to piss a Harry Potter fan. Here is a list of what you can do to piss a Harry Potter fan:
- Get a ‘Bellatrix killed Ron’ car decal
- Wear a ‘Bellatrix killed Ron’ shirt
- Sing ‘Bellatrix killed Ron’ in your shower so loudly all your neighbors hear ya clearly
- Distribute ‘Bellatrix killed Ron’ flyers in your neighbors letterbox.
- Trick the poor security guard to announce that your daughter Bellatrix Kilron is missing in a busy shopping center
LOL, on second thoughts, please don’t do that. You may get beaten up on the streets.
Heck, just buy a small ad in the papers.
by daryl (Jul 18, 2007 at 4 PM)Too bad almost all of those spoilers are wrong.
by Cody (Jul 22, 2007 at 10 AM)Cody, you’re right. I heard the actual plot is quite good. So check out the book if you are a fan.
by Mr. Dew (Jul 23, 2007 at 10 AM)you’re an idiot. nearly all of your “spoilers” are wrong. yeah, go ahead and buy a ‘Bellatrix Killed Ron’ sticker. and go sing it in the shower. because it’s not in the least bit true. dumbass.
by Blake (Jul 29, 2007 at 8 AM)Blake: Those spoilers are indeed wrong as Cody as pointed out. True or not it willl still upset people.
by Mr. Dew (Jul 29, 2007 at 4 PM)All Of those are so wrong if they were right i would be so annoyed but any true potter fna will stay up all nightnto read it
by Robn (Sep 23, 2007 at 11 PM)