Jul
16

My hand is all wrapped up now

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My thumb has been suffering for two days, it’s pain each time I move it. And finally I decided that I should see a doctor. I went to see a Chinese physician and he diagnosed my thumb as having some joint inflamation. He accused me of eating peanuts. I said I didn’t of course. Then he said I drink carbonated drinks. I denied that too.

My hand is all wrapped up now.

As a punishment, he wrapped my hand up so he felt better. He smiled happily and is apparently proud of his work. He made my hand look like that of a snowman. He should be happier to know that I can now type with only one hand now.

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3 comments for “My hand is all wrapped up now”

  1. Come on, you should have told him you were defending n00bs while you were in the Matrix.

    by daryl (Jul 16, 2007 at 10 PM)
  2. lol! Those wrappings looks like what they use for fruits like pears. Your hand really look like a pear now XD

    by fyora (Jul 17, 2007 at 10 PM)
  3. I’ll eat it when I feel hungry.

    by Mr. Dew (Jul 18, 2007 at 12 AM)
 

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