May
26

Bird shits on Bush during press conference

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Pigeon learns pooping on people in 12 easy lessons.

(Pigeon learns pooping on people in 12 easy lessons. Image source unknown, I got it in an email.)

As President Bush took a question Thursday in the White House Rose Garden about scandals involving his Attorney General, he remarked, “I’ve got confidence in Al Gonzales doin’ the job.”

Simultaneously, a sparrow flew overhead and left a splash on the President’s sleeve, which Bush tried several times to wipe off.

Deputy White House Press Secretary Dana Perino promptly put the incident through the proper spin cycle, telling ABC News, “It was his lucky day… everyone knows that’s a sign of good luck.” (Source: ABC)

Everyone knows that’s a sign of good luck? Huh? Since when?

Seems a passing sparrow took an opportunity to weigh in on what the President had to say.

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7 comments for “Bird shits on Bush during press conference”

  1. In the Chinese culture, it is a sign of luck.

    by Dianwen Li (May 26, 2007 at 5 AM)
  2. hahaha. he also got this day. LOL

    by cockroach (May 26, 2007 at 8 PM)
  3. It’s a Chinese thing? I am a Chinese and I haven’t heard about it.

    by Mr. Dew (May 27, 2007 at 1 PM)
  4. Neither have I. But its so amusing to see this report on tv :D My family was laughing away.

    by Serene (May 28, 2007 at 1 PM)
  5. We think of that as the most unlucky thing to occur in Singapore.

    by Mr. Dew (May 29, 2007 at 6 AM)
  6. at least those shit weren’t bombs.

    well, it should have been.

    by mooo (May 31, 2007 at 5 AM)
  7. You hated George Bush don’t you!

    by Mr. Dew (Jun 4, 2007 at 8 PM)
 

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