Apr
29

A little story about guarding cheese

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For the dogs, life’s been pretty hard. The owners want dogs to take care of the cheese so that the mouse won’t come and nibble parts of it off.

So the dogs gather 5 to 7 little cats to guard over the cheese – you know, make sure the cheese’s still there morning at 8. Some sort of a duty system. Things work out right, the younger cats are a little tired, felt it was a little meaningless, but still did their jobs. And the dogs felt it was a little meaningless did their jobs anyhow.

The cheese was never stolen by the mice; heck, there’re probably no mice in the house! But the owners are careful. The little cats didn’t complain. The dogs respect the owners’ decision.

One night, Dog Leader left his post and went to dig up bones at the neighbor’s without informing anyone. The little cats weren’t pleased, told the other dogs. One of the other dogs are pissed. He quickly informed the owners.

Today, it’s once again Dog Leader’s turn to make sure 5 little cats look after the cheese again. The little cats discovered Dog Leader missing, probably with a bitch. Anyway, the little cats reported the leader’s absense again. And the dogs aren’t too happy.

One cat is wondering what would happen.

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4 comments for “A little story about guarding cheese”

  1. Hey there stranger.

    Just wanted to let you know I came across the Teddy Bear flash drive pic you posted while I was searching on google, and read a little of your blog, I enjoyed the He-man PSA and thought I should let you know via a comment, since they can make a geek’s day ;) And that story seems particularly near and dear to you…. Hope all is well and you manage to keep yourself entertained! *hugs*

    -Jesi

    by Jesi (Apr 29, 2007 at 9 AM)
  2. Thanks for visiting and commenting. :D

    by Mr. Dew (Apr 29, 2007 at 6 PM)
  3. Nice little story there. =)
    Hope the little kittens wouldn’t get themselves into trouble for informing the other dogs. Anyway, 5 of the kittens already grown up fully into cats and are ready to leave their owners to roam the world carefreely. The dog leader will end up torturing those kittens that remained there. Let’s hope that, the story doesn’t end up as a misery one. =D

    by jack (Apr 29, 2007 at 7 PM)
  4. Well, I just hope that the dogs would be more forgiving to them.

    by Mr. Dew (Apr 29, 2007 at 7 PM)
 

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