Some random bits I saw at Bits and Pieces, a joke to entertain you guys.
William forgets Valentine’s Day
William was in trouble. He forgot Valentine’s Day. His wife, Renee, was really angry. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds… and it better be there!”
The next morning William got up early and left for work. When his wife, Renee, woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a gift-box for her wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, Renee put on her robe, ran out to the driveway and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
William has been missing since Friday.
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