I was walking around at Marina Square and I entered one of those gift shops. Gift shops have those fridge magnets with names and they give a bunch of encouraging terms related to your English name.
And I saw one that goes like this:
Calvin
Meaning – Bald. [I think it's either in Greek or Hebrew.]
Suggests a guy who is smart, friendly, creative and successful.
I just laugh out in the shop. Bald is probably associated with intelligence and successfulness. Creativeness has pretty much nothing to do with baldness. Friendly is a social development that doesn’t make you lose your hair too.
It’s just amazing how optimistic these magnets are, hahaa… I just hope none of your guys are called Calvin.
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