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English translation:

The toilet bowl in my house isn’t working already. It can’t flush, and can now only emit what is to be known to my science teacher as pungent. Very smelly! So my father wrote on a piece of paper:

Settle your own shit

Hahaa, that’s the funniest shit I’ve seen whole day. He wrote it as if, had the toilet bowl not been faulty, it would have flushed itself. Since when have we installed those auto-flusher toilets. I don’t even know where he got the those Ministry of Environment type of Post-It notes.

Why not just tell us that the toilet’s faulty. Four people in my family only, it’s not that bad right? I almost wanted to add on ‘Pee can be left unsettled’.

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Tags: personal, toilet