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George W. Bush is just great in these stuff. He even has a word dedicated to his creative quotes - Bushism - not to beconfused to the religion Buddhism. With quotes like this, I bet Buddha is laughing more heartily these days.

# “I want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me.” — Nashville, Tenn., May 27, 2004
# “Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that the illiteracy level of our children are appalling.” — Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 2004
# “Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at the whim of a hat.” — Washington, D.C., Sept. 17, 2004
# “I want to thank the astronauts who are with us, the courageous spacial entrepreneurs who set such a wonderful example for the young of our country.” — Washington, D.C. Jan. 14, 2004
# “We will make sure our troops have all that is necessary to complete their missions. That’s why I went to the Congress last September and proposed fundamental - supplemental funding, which is money for armor and body parts and ammunition and fuel.” — Erie, Pa., Sept. 4, 2004
# “After standing on the stage, after the debates, I made it very plain, we will not have an all-volunteer army. And yet, this week - we will have an all-volunteer army!” — Daytona Beach, Fla., Oct. 16, 2004
# “Tribal sovereignty means that; it’s sovereign. I mean, you’re a - you’ve been given sovereignty, and you’re viewed as a sovereign entity. And therefore the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities.” — Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004
# “I hear there’s rumors on the Internets that we’re going to have a draft.” — second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004
# “Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across this country.” — Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004
# “Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.” — Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

Source: About.com

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