You can be sure someone is an idiot when he/she:

-Spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.
-Puts lipstick on their forhead because he wanted to makeup his mind.
-Gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
-Sends a fax with a stamp on it.
-Was on the corner giving out potato chips yellinâ?? â??Free Lays!â??
-Tries to drown a fish.
-If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, youâ??d get change.
-Thinks socialism means partying.
-Trips over a cordless phone.
-Takes a ruler to bed to see how long they slept.
-At the bottom of the application where it says â??Sign Hereâ?? he put Sagittarius.â??
-Takes 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
-Studies for a blood test and fails.
-Invents a solar powered flashlight.
-Sells the car for gas money.
-Heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, he moves.
-Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 bus twice instead.
-Takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said â??Airport leftâ??, he turned around and went home.

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