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31

fifty//yearth

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I never expect my schoolmates to love my school so much. Their love and adoration for the school is well appreciated.

They even vandalize the tables with “I love SP”. ["SP" is the abbreviation of my polytechnic - Singapore Polytechnic.] Their love is clearly written and engraved onto the school property. What better a way to express their love.

However, a better way is there to express their love. The right way that is. Celebrating SP’s 50th anniversary, the oldest polytechnic in Singapore put on boards for people to write their comments and paste on the walls.

  • SP IS OUR CHOICE – Yeah, that’s why we’re stuck here for more years.
  • Shawn Rocks G4 – What the hell does that mean? G4 is an Apple computer??
  • Our poly is bigger and stronger – Yes, it is getting bigger, it better be. I wouldn’t want it to shrink.
  • I love Nina 50th birthday – What a coincidence, your Nina is also celebrating her 50th birthday? So is our polytechnic.
  • I love Singapore – Kiss her then.
  • An antique – SP is an antique? May I remind you that SP cannot qualify as one yet.
  • Life sux, but when I come to SP, sux more – I can’t help but to laugh when I see this. My life did become better though.
  • Alan Ow loves SP – Kiss her then.
  • LKY sux – LKY stands for Lee Kuan Yew, he is the Senior Minister of Singapore, it seems that not too many people like him apparently, lol…

SP used to have 3 campuses, it’s really messy so the government put forth a plan to unite them into one on a new site at Dover. It’s completed in the 1970s. Or should I say half completed. Because it seems that my polytechnic is always under construction.

Even the toilet! I just want a decent place to pee and the last thing I want them to do is to make want me climb several flights of stairs to the 3rd floor! My bladder and I are very upset.

[Update: I believe the notice that claimed Lee Kuan Yew sucks is removed.]

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One comment for “fifty//yearth”

  1. Lee Kuan Yew is a nepotistic tyrant who should be removed together with his son.

    by jack (Oct 11, 2005 at 10 PM)
 

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