Some people coin new terms. [I was refering to George W. Bush, he coined some rather amusing ones like "misunderestimate".] My classmates instead amended existing ones.
It is purely sarcasm, I tell you. When someone says “you’re so interesting”, it actually means “you’re full of shit”. A quarter of my class seemed to agree that Ben is the most “interesting” person. Benmust be quite disappointed.
Zhi Yuan says things like, “It’s Ben. Expect the unexpected”. Ben is pretty much a gamer. He plays lots of games, especially adventure and RPG [Role Playing Games] ones.
“I am level 99, H.P. 999,” he reported to me when I requested for his status.
To Ben, everything explodes. His favorite word is“boom”, the sound of explosions. The water fountain can go boom, the computer can be boom, and even the school can go boom. Boom!
Ben’s favorite phrase is “dot dot dot”, used to suggest the other party is speaking of something rather corny. It’s like I am chatting with him over MSN Messenger or something. He literally says “dot dot dot”. I used to say that in secondary school, but not often. I said it differently from Ben, mine is “dot <pause> dot <pause> dot”, well, basically I pause longer.
Sometimes, Ben exclaims “question mark” when he is confused. [I never exclaim that before.] It’s really amusing when I first heard it.
But these amusements fail to amuse me now, I’m tired. He does tell some jokes too. Most of his jokes are downright lame and corny. I can’t help but to feel a sudden discomfort when I hear his lame jokes. 2 types of lame jokes, one of which is lame and funny, the other is lame and lame. Benspeaks the latter.
But people are starting to make fun of him. Calling him “interesting”. Sometimes I say that he’s “interesting”, he’ll say “shuddup lar” [Shut up]. Oh, he’s angry. I’ll be quiet.
He’s rather gullible too. He went on a basic theory test for driving. Zhi Yuan insisted that the road sign for train tracks refers to the airplane zone. Yong Liang nods and agrees. Shawn starts to laugh at Ben because he doesn’t know that road sign refers to airplanes.
Believe it or not, but Ben believed that it’s the airplane zone road sign!
“Interesting” fellow, lol.
[Ben is a nice person. A person too nice in fact, to end up being joked upon. And why is he nice? Well, he never owe me money more than a day.Shawn still owes me 6 bucks..]
On a side note, I was nominated for Silent Fear Awards for the categories:
* Best Site Name
* Well Designed
* Best Layout
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