“Fuck you!” he scolded. Right, he scolded me that. He should just fuck off because the whole incident is his whole damned fault.
School has ended for me and I was merrily walk out of school. [I always drag my feet to school.] I was walking on the pavement with Hua Ming, Shawn and Yong Liang.
That is when I met with an accident. With a damned bicycle.
There is this fucking middle-age man riding a bicycle. I so fucking hate bicycles right now by the way. He was riding his fucking bicycle on the pavement. It is illegal to ride a bicycle on the pavement in Singapore. All bicycles go onto roads with cars unless otherwise stated.
So as I was saying, he and his fucking bicycle come charging towards us. I didn’t notice it because I was listening to Hua Ming talking about some stuff.
His fucking bicycle’s fucking handle got hooked by my bag. He fell.
I apologized to him several times. I shouldn’t have done so.
“Fuck you!” he scolded. He is totally fucked up, trying to get back to his feet.
The last thing I want to hear after apologizing is the word “fuck”. I am sure he is furious. So, I thought for what to say.
Before I can open my mouth, Hua Ming opened his.
Hua Ming [spoke in Mandarin angrily]: What are you saying?
Fucking Middle-age Man [spoke in Mandarin angrily]: You never look while you walk!
HM: It’s illegal to ride a bicycle on the pavement.
FMM: Bullshit. You aren’t looking! Walk on the pavement without looking.
What did I say? Nothing came out of my mouth. I was angry when that fucking middle-age man scolded “Fuck you!”, but after Hua Ming opened his mouth, my anger subsided. My anger was totally gone. Hua Ming’s mouth does miracles!
Anyway, I don’t feel sorry for the fucking middle-age man now. He and his total fucked up bicycle. I did felt it’s my fault that he fell. But he has broken the law, scolded me “Fuck you!”. I understand his feelings when that fucking middle-age man fell, but I don’t like anger being vented on me.
I returned home cursing every single bicyclist I see that’s cycling in the park. It is illegal to cycle in parks too, unless there are special bicycle-only tracks.
I just turned my blog to a not-for-children-below-15 (NC-15) page. Just to let you know, my mood is quite relaxed and amused when I typed this. The not-so-nice words are used for amusement purposes. Did I mention that he looked so stupid when he fell? lol…
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Throughout this lesson, I did not fall (although I almost crashed). I had an injury though, my leg has a blue black as the bicycle pedal hit my leg too hard. It’s a good lesson. I find myself enjoying bicycle-riding already. I still don’t like the up…
by //beconfused (Apr 28, 2005 at 9 PM)