Xinni sent me a joke a week ago, I thought it’s quite funny. I’m into this type of jokes nowadays.
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, “What are all those clocks?”
St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.”
“Oh,” said the man, “whose clock is that?”
“That’s Nelson Mandela’s. The hands have never moved, indicating that he never told a lie.”
“Incredible,” said the man. “And whose clock is that one?”
St. Peter responded, “That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.”
“Where’s Bush’s clock?” asked the man.
“Bush’s clock is in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan.”
I love political jokes. If you’re wondering who is Nelson Mandela, he is the South African President [don't know if he is still], won the Noble Prize for Peace. He’s probably the record holder of President who is arrested the most times, lol.
Huh? You don’t know who’s Bush? You must be kidding, get out of here.
On a side note, for the aftermath of midnight//ring, SingNet called me at 10:26, telling me they have solved the problem some time ago. Er, yeah, I noticed.. That’s quite some time ago.
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- Something good in Windows Vista – Clocks
- Joke: If you were President what’s the first thing you do?
- crazy//taxi
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