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Ahh, they shouldn’t have used Electric Six’s Danger High Voltage. Should use Car Wash, the Christina Aguilera featuring Missy Elliott version.

Sumo Car Wash

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Monkeys, as I imagine, swing on bars. But not this one; this one works in bars.

Monkey works at bar

Japan has all the weird stuff, you gotta applaud the trainer though.

At a campaign event in Beaverton, OR, Obama claimed to have visited 57 U.S. states during the campaign.

Obama Claims He’s Visited 57 States

I think he doesn’t know why are people laughing.

Hillary Clinton explodes at news of her imminent Downfall — from inside her bunker!

Hillary’s Downfall

Well, I don’t really like Clinton but somehow I think this video that portrays Hillary as Hitler is kinda wrong. John McCain fits the video here better, hahaa…

I was actually wondering how this can possibly be done. But well, she sure has achieve six packs.

How to fake a six pack (Re: How to Fake Abs). *SARCASM*

The 6 Most Frequently Quoted Bullsh*t Statistics

1. You Accidentally Swallow About 8 Spiders a Year: Back in 1993, people were already getting fooled by online urban legends at an amusing rate. So, a columnist for PC Professional named Lisa Holst decided to prove that you could make up anything on the internet and people would believe it. (I guess everyone can sleep well tonight already.)
2. You Only Use 10% of Your Brain: I knew this is totally nonsense because I don’t find brains that useful.
3. You Must Wait 30 Minutes After Eating Before Swimming: This somehow spread to my mom and she is a firm believer in a 30-minute wait at the swimming pool if something was eaten.

Read more at Cracked.

I always hear strange unverified statistics. You can’t possibly get your friends to include a source in whatever they say. But sometimes, I wish they did. My mom tells me the strangest statistics and health tips. We really shouldn’t go into that.

iPhone’s coming to Singapore it appears. SingNet is also giving away Apple MacBook if you sign up for their 80+++ plans. Lots of Apple love going on.

SingTel ropes iPhone distro in Singapore, India, Australia, and Philippines

Singapore Telecommunications (aka SingTel) announced that it’s secured agreements to distribute the iPhone in Singapore (on SingTel Mobile) and its partly-owned subsidiaries in Australia (on Optus), India (on Bharti Group), and the Philippines (on Globe Telecom). Vodafone’s also distributing the iPhone in India and Australia though, so we’ll have to wait until later this year to find out who gets to shoot first.

Read more at Engadget.

Gay gay gay! But it’s funny.